Maru the cosmic fish

(he/they) I actually find nuggets kinda nasty don't be fooled

[marulovesnuggets]

Someone please give a raise to the dude who wrote this masterpiece in the instructions of my harmonica

[marulovesnuggets]

Transition goals

[marulovesnuggets]

Doing as much as you can does not mean doing as much as physically possible until you break down from exhaustion

[marulovesnuggets]

Ykw bless my silly chungus life

[marulovesnuggets]

Spare time idea: take a walk through the city and collect anything shiny that catches your attention

[squeezeefish]

"Luigi isn't gay!"

"Bowser doesn't like men!"

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT THEN MOTHERFUCKER

[marulovesnuggets]

The aroace urge to own a harmonica

[misscryptidart]

I suffer from massive "angry resting face", which is ironic considering I am probably thinking about The Muppets at any given point.

[marulovesnuggets]

Being romantically uninterested and not seeking nor wishing in any way a connection with the people you know beyond platonic has to genuinely be the best thing ever

[marulovesnuggets]

I want to thank the people who listen and interact with me when I come up to them and give them the most uncalled for update on my existence, like I be saying "today I had a dream and you were in it but I had necrosis in my legs" and y'all be nodding and talking back, I love you

[silvermoon424]

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

EDIT: It turns out the Jordan Peterson ones are fake (they're real tweets but not directed at Elmo). However, Peterson DOES hate Elmo and has @'d him before.

[marulovesnuggets]

Daily affirmations:

-I am a mystery of gender and whimsical about it

-The forest fairies would be proud of me

-My existence disturbs fascists

-Yes I deserve a hug

[marulovesnuggets]

Lowkey my coping mechanism is putting on my muppet t-shirt and my muppet pj pants and my muppet bracelets and watching muppet treasure island while drawing muppets on my tablet which has muppet stickers on it

[cumvvelt]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

[thedupshadove]

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

[turtletotem]

“He’s a great guy” = he is pleasant and fun and well-intentioned

“He’s a great man” = he has saved countless lives and changed the world irrevocably

[marulovesnuggets]

I think we should just do like the muppets and look around while nodding enthusiastically whenever someone is saying something we agree on

[marulovesnuggets]

in whimsy we trust

[marulovesnuggets]

Transition goals