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Thanks brain
You were closer the first time
I know the joke is that you summoned a demon by fucking up your pronunciation, but all I can think about is the fact that demons are known in certain types of lore for teaching humans various subjects and skills (math, astronomy, jewelry making, etc)
so all I can picture now is some sort of college comedy where you summon a demon to help you with your Latin homework, but they‘re a shitty tutor who’s faking it till they make it, and you promised your soul in exchange for passing Latin but they can’t collect until they’ve held up their end of the bargain, so the whole plot is you trying to hide the fact that your new roommate is a demon while they try to hide the fact that they don’t know Latin and you both are just trying to make it through the semester from Hell
Please write this, i relate too much yo the semester of hell with a language every one expexts u to know
I’m more of a soldier than a spy!
Bonus:
me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin
my brain:
me:..............slippry like dolphin
i vote that once a country becomes quarantine literally any outfit becomes fair game. if you have to leave your house, do it in a cloak, cape, leather jacket, full suit of armor. it’s pandemic time and i for one believe pandemic time deserves a Look. I want people to study this moment not only for history but for fashion.
the best way to avoid corona virus is to have an outfit that slaps so hard that everyone gives you one full meter of awed and respectful distance
I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”
op what is it like knowing your dad is the funniest motherfucker on the planet
A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”
“You need to leave him, Karen”.
I am so here for this
I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing
this is honestly such a nice prompt
AAAWWWW
Can I have a demon that says nice things to me? 🥺
bed bath and behind you
bed bath and beware
Why did he do that?
Because Obama created the pandemic response team. Anything obama started, he destroys.
He’s also cut the budget for the CDC every damn year for the past 3 years
Spain is different 🇪🇸🦠
Plague Rave Plague Rave Plague Rave!!!!
This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god
people being upset that an event they were looking forward to attending or watching was cancelled due to proactive containment measures doesnt make them callous or self centered, you’re just obsessed with performative social justice tweeting. let people be disappointed about shit, damn. sorry your life sucks and you have no interests or hobbies outside of policing others’ moral purity online lol
When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing
update: when you’re in Milan in 2020
i love when we unlock memes