No, but my brain still has a hard time processing the fact it took the entire Avengers team to stop this man and he still managed to escape with the Tesseract
And this is the man who broke the entire Avengers up
why
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No, but my brain still has a hard time processing the fact it took the entire Avengers team to stop this man and he still managed to escape with the Tesseract
And this is the man who broke the entire Avengers up
why
Loki: bro that was so gay ahahaha
Thor:
Thor: I just asked you to marry me and that's all you gonna say me?
ANTHONY “TONY” EDWARD STARK (May 29th, 1970 - October 17th, 2023)
The one time Steve refused to kneel vs. The one time Steve knelt
*someone, probably flash, starts a rumour that he’s dating spiderman*
ned: spiderman wouldn’t even breathe in your direction, flash
flash: what’s your problem man?? are you homophobic or what?? are you jealous??? spiderman is My Mans
peter:
*flash caughts peter wearing the spidey costume*
flash: dude you’re wearing his merch?? get over it
peter:
*catches peter frowning at a news report on Spider-Man*
flash: oh so now you hate spidey too?? That’s low, even for you Parker
Peter:
flash: spidey is such a great kisser
peter:
flash: god,, look at spideys ABS,, i would let him step on me
peter:
#soft
how to protect your secret identity by peter parker
If your child is smiling at their phone, that doesn't mean they're texting their boyfriend/girlfriend, maybe they're just looking at Robert Downey Jr.
Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
enter this into the Google search
site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>
for example:
site:http://archiveofourown.org/ Todd Margo pedicure
Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd Margo and pedicure.
REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE
REBLOG TO SAVE MY LIFE
you could just check your history on the site but okay
Chris Hemsworth and Mark Ruffalo on the set of Thor: Ragnarok (x)
This is the purest thing on my dash today.
“High five not hold hands”
peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki
loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.
drax: [really bad joke]
peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you
drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!
peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you
t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish
Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers
Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first
Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may
Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t
Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you
Bucky, tired: oh not this again
Peter Parker: I would die for you
Mantis, 10/10 idiot wife: how noble of you, you will not be remembered i am sorry
peter parker: i would die for you, mr. falcon sir
sam, still mad about being beaten by this mouthy toddler: not if I kill you first, you little shit
Peter Parker: I would die for you
Ned, who is also a gen z idiot: Boi if you do I’ll yeet myself into the sun
sksksidjddjns I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST
Drax sent me.
Everytime I see this it’s not only better but a different thread entirely. This post branches off at some point or even points to multiple threads
Trial and Error
It's a little short but I couldn't stop thinking about this!
6 months ago, Peter was bitten by a radioactive spider. Most people know what follows; the sticking, the murder of uncle Ben, the suit making and revenging turned heroing. But what nobody knows is what happens after his best friend finds out.
You see, Peter dealt with this change by himself; he didn't see his new abilities as anything other then a way to help others.
Ned, although sometimes slow to draw, had his moments of pure genius.
"Have you trial and errored your abilities yet?"
"What? No!" Peter shook his head, the two walking towards Peter's.
"How do you know what you're capable of doing if you don't figure it out?"
"I don't know, I usually do that when I'm out," Peter confessed. Ned pulled to a stop and Peter turned to give him a questioning gaze.
"No, Peter! You have to test yourself in a controlled environment! Haven't you read any DC comics?!"
"DC sucks, Ned," Peter chastised.
"I'm going to let that slide," Ned pointed a finger at Peter, eyes narrowed. "We gotta do it. Record our findings, keep a log of what you can and can't do. That way you won't be surprised if you're faced with something other than a cat in a tree."
And that was how Peter and Ned found themselves in the middle of an abandoned General Motors parking lot with a camera and tripod and various items.
Ned was the camera guy slash note taker slash button pusher, and Peter was the star of the experimental videos.
The first experiment was testing Peter's reflexes. Ned threw objects of various shapes and sizes and Peter would catch them or dodge them.
The second was seeing how strong Peter was. He lifted Ned up no problem, even pushed a large metal trash bin across the lot without breaking a sweat.
The third experiment was testing his metabolism. That was a two part experiment. The first part was seeing how much he could eat in one sitting; he beat the world champion in competitive eating. The second was to determine what amount of sedatives would effectively render Peter unconscious.
It took 3 elephant tranquilizers before Peter was on the ground.
The fourth experiment was to see what exactly Peter could stick to. It started out with different textures of walls; brick, drywall, shower walls, concrete, glass.
Then Ned started asking the real questions. Wondering if Peter could stick to non-stick frying pans, surfaces with oil on it. Yes, and no. They discovered.
Peter never showed the videos to anyone. They were a little embarrassing, if Peter was honest. He was far too childish about it, and half the videos were of him and Ned messing around and laughing. Definitely not what Peter would call scientific research.
It's only a little after the airport fight between Tony and Captain America that someone finds the videos hidden in the dark recesses of his phone.
"What are these?" Tony smirked, clicking on the video in amusement.
Peter's eyes widen in horror. "No, don't its nothing!" Peter scrambles off the sofa, tripping over himself as he rushes to grab the phone from Tony.
"I want to see them," Tony chuckled, holding the phone over his head. Peter goes to use his web shooters to snatch the phone, but Tony slaps his arm away.
"Please, Mr. Stark, its embarrassing!" Peter all but whined.
Tony thought for a moment, weighing what Peter said. Peter hopes he gives the phone back but he knows he wont.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours?"
"W-what?" Peter's momentarily taken aback by the compromise.
Tony shrugged. "Come on, kid."
Peter watched Tony pocket his phone as he followed the older man down the hall to his workshop.
In the privacy of his basement, Tony connected Peter's "primitive phone" -Tony's words- up to his system.
The first video was displayed on the hologram between the two.
"Let me watch yours, and you can watch mine," Tony said, not playing the video until Peter gave his okay.
"You made videos too?" Peter asked dubiously. He couldn't see the legendary Tony Stark making videos testing his products.
"Sure do, kid," Tony grinned. "Gotta keep track of my progress somehow, right?"
"Can, can I see them?"
"You willing to let me see yours?" Tony raised an eyebrow. Peter bit his lip before nodding.
"JARVIS, pull up Mark two project file, put it on the big screen," Tony spoke. Peter was glad Tony didn't want to see his videos first.
JARVIS had the videos of Tony replace the ones of Peter, and the two leaned against the work bench to watch.
"Day 11 test 37, configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dum-E is still on fire safety. If you douse me again and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. Alright, nice and easy. Seriously, just gonna start off with 1% thrust capacity. In 3 2 1."
(Above italicized taken from Ironman 1)
reblog if you’re bi, support bi people, or just really like swords
You’ll never guess which one.
“I just wanted to be like you..”
robert downey jr in weird science - 1985.
HE WAS SO SOFT
We’ve heard so much about this… romance on set. This bromance, if you will.
they’re really feeding us huh