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agpicklefeet

I offered my rat some popcorn and it was hilarious

agpicklefeet

He was like

st00cky

no one:

steve rogers and natasha romanoff in every mcu movie:

kedreeva

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

kedreeva

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

godith024

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

kedreeva

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

jupiter235

OP Tell them I love them!

writerandstudent

Are they good guard birds?

kedreeva

That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’

They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.

However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:

Your car

Neighbors

that one leaf that moved in the wind

the wind

deer in the woods

a hawk overhead

an airplane that might be a hawk overhead

each other

a noise they heard

a noise they thought they heard

sparrows

seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it

that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good

the feather that fell off their own body and scared them

thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)

the sun arriving

the sun departing

sometimes predators I guess

deer-screams-into-the-void-deac

That list made me die laughing because me too, honestly

bodyglitter

im bout to go check my account balance please keep me in your prayers

bodyglitter

forineffablereasons

aziraphale: wow can’t believe i’m going to get discorporated by the french revolution because i can’t miracle myself out of here…sure wish SOMEBODY would come and SAVE ME because i can’t do it BY MYSELF…sure wish SOMEBODY with MAGIC POWERS could come GET ME OUT OF THIS MESS crowley: angel, what the fuck aziraphale, miracling himself into a new outfit immediately: good you’re here let’s get crepes

logarto

how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

shock

betasunkern

why did they have to specify sfw

logarto

ITS A REFERENCE

gaytohell

Op this is genius send me a sfw sasuke so i can do the same

logarto

BRO NOT TO BE MEAN BUT HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY MISS HIM. SCROLL UP.

ceasarslegion

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions.

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

aw-dag

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”

karazrel

I think it was very sexy of captain marvel to have absolutely nothing that appeals to straight white men. the central story was always about carol, there’s no male self insert for a love interest, there’s no point in the movie where carol has to contort herself to appear ‘sexy’ to the male audience, she doesn’t take shit from any of the men in her life, fury is an actual complex, hilarious and soft character instead of just brooding and having 2 lines about how badass he is, the movie concludes with her ‘not needing to prove anything’ to her mentor which was executed in the most beautifully validating way, and it does all this while still having exceptional chemistry between fury and carol and being one of the funniest movies in the mcu. in conclusion, captain marvel said fuck misogynist lives and you can tell men are mad about it.

polyglotplatypus

not to be that dumb theatre ho but, to this day it still upsets me to see the same general shallow commentary on hamilton being rehashed because of the cringey parts of its fandom.

of course hamilton isnt a perfect musical, but many people seem to forget about the part where a puerto rican man decided to reapropriate an inspiring american narrative he discovered in a biography and gave it to dozens and dozens of other PoC (many of whose careers immensely profited from the unusual spotlight) in a usually predominantly white scene, and in the process created over 2 hours of absolute bangers after bangers which overall form a satisfying and emotional story, all of that topped with great acting and a genuine love for the arts.

creekfiend

I have to say I do think the funniest implied running joke in good omens is how Crowley has decided that the best use of his demonic powers is to make life just a little bit more irritating for everyone who lives in London but without ever considering that HE LIVES IN LONDON

He’s like. Haha. I shall leave these rakes strewn about and surely someone will tread on one and it will snap up and clock them in the face and they will be mad. And then without fail 48 hours later he treads on a rake

This happens every time and every time he’s like ARGH how could I have foreseen this >:[

creekfiend

Monday Crowley: [glues a 50p coin to the sidewalk]

Wednesday Crowley, walking down the street: Oh hey! 50p!