Marvin

☎ PLAY DIALTOWN THIS IS A THREAT ☎ ⛧☹ he/him ☹⛧

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey gaudy do you know about the icecream cemetery?

i was gearing up to get to look at pictures of an entire graveyard filled with ice cream cone shaped tombstones, but then it turns out it’s just a Flavor graveyard to honor discontinued Ben & Jerry’s flavors :(

on a related note, cremate me and mix my ashes in a pint of ice cream 

[waluigi-the-stripper]

You have no filter, do you? You think you can just say things and not expect any consequences.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i fully expect consequences for all of my actions i’m just saving up so that they all come cumulatively at once

[marvinsmagiclab]

Bad and naughty blobs of pink get placed in the

punishment flavoured ben and jerry's

[veterki]

1 am thoughts Dipeon the musical Featuring hit songs such as

“Oh God, Why Him” “I Hate You, Now Kiss Me” “Keep Your Friends Close, And Your Enemies Closer” “Star-Crossed Lovers (Don’t Say That, That’s Gay)” “Brother Why” “Hiding From The Grunk (As We Make Out On My Bunk)” “Brother Why reprise: Seriously, Dipper, What is Wrong With You"

[marvinsmagiclab]

Bonus album now including:

" i swear to fuck dipper if one of you you touch my bed - "

" didnt he try and kill us a few times? "

and, who could forget,

" check the journal for ideas "

[not-a-comedian]

congrats on the ship jam

[marvinsmagiclab]

THIS HAS

THIS ENERGY TO IT AND

I DUNNO IF I LIKE IT

[nan0-r0t]

bwbwbw can i post this? legally? idk but theyre givin me brainrot

dogman dont smite me im begging

[marvinsmagiclab]

thank you

[joshuamartian]

Interviewer to Roger Rabbit: So what it’s like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

Jessica Rabbit grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.

[marvinsmagiclab]

Popee the Performer Incorrect Quote

Kedamono:

Popee: What if we-

Kedamono: No.

Popee: But I was just gonna say-

Kedamono: No.

Popee: But Keda-

Kedamono: NO.

Popee: :(

[caelummy-blog]

A sick baby and another baby caring for him

[marvinsmagiclab]

lemme just

*sobs*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CLOWN WEEK

[labellealliance]

Damnnnn Henry's week!

[smicklesmacklemore]

NO ITS MY WEEK

[labellealliance]

HENRY'S WEEK.

[smicklesmacklemore]

MY WEEK.

[labellealliance]

HENRY'S.

[marvinsmagiclab]

GUYS! GUYS!

Consider

Theoroar Rustlebelt

[marvinsmagiclab]

So I started thinking today (dangerous, I know)

What would Popee look like as an adult (considering he's only 17)?

So I drew what I thought would be accurate!

I hate that the notes are unable to see so

New Hat (gift from Kedamono)

New makeup (gift from Eepop)

New costume [no more side bag] (gift from Frog & Papi // it was actually only from Papi, but Popee denies that)

Same tail (it's a clip on)

Anyways thats that on that

Who should I do next?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What's your favorite kitchen utensil

if i had to choose a fetish it would be spatulas

[marvinsmagiclab]

Im sorry,,, fetish?

[marvinsmagiclab]

u s e l e s s

[marvinsmagiclab]

Opening art requests!

I do not do:

Smut

Very good art

Oc X Cannon (UNLESS I ENJOY THE CHARACTER'S DESIGN ENOUGH)

Unspecific requests

Fandoms idk

And thats about it

[marvinsmagiclab]

They listen to Girl in Red.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes i forget how fucking ridiculous narwhals are but then i see a photo and

[marvinsmagiclab]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

time to play another round of “how insidiously xenophobic was your history education”!  

without looking it up, make a list of which 10-15 countries you would assume have the largest population in the world

[marvinsmagiclab]

China

Russia

Canada

America

India

South Korea

Australia

Brazil

Chile

Germany

This is probably a bad list, but we never learned about populations.

[stackthedeck]

Okay here’s what I don’t understand about animal crossing

The villagers just wear shirts okay I can vibe with that Donald Duck logic

But Isabelle and Tom Nook wear shirts AND PANTS (Timmy and Tommy are standing right there! Do they feel naked???)

Crazy Redd only wears pants and they’re not even pants, let’s be real that’s an APRON HIS ASS IS JUST HANGING OUT

The Able sisters couldn’t even agree on a dress code! Sable and Mable just have aprons on, no shirt or pants and Labelle is SERVING LOOKS the other sisters have to feel a little uncomfortable about this

BLATHERS ONLY HAS A BOW TIE (maybe his front is like a sweater vest but it doesn’t look like it)

KK SLIDER IS COMPLETELY NAKED

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham

[agripinaafalls]

[ask-jaghatai-khan]

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[jay-jay-gone]

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

There is a transformers joke in here somewhere

[solarpoweredbirds-deactivated20]

i’m half human and half machine.

[marvinsmagiclab]

I'm a demihuman