Mary-Adieu

I can put any age here and you clowns would believe it

[the-great-middle-earth-read]

I kind of want to see a goose scream at a Ringwraith now...

[incognitomoustache]

I'm not very funny, but here you go:

[lotrreactionmemes]

It’s a beautiful day in the Shire and you are a horrible heroic goose

[valtsv]

i know we've all been warned that art is the biggest snitch but no one tells you that reading your own writing will make you realize things about yourself that you wouldn't confess to while being waterboarded

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Gallia of the Endless Dance by Johannes Voss

[mollyjames]

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

[acricket]

love is this your last two brain cells?

[thenatsdorf]

Is..is that me? (via)

[neonross]

look at me, i will never pass from a perfect cat

or a perfect meow meow,

can it be, I’m not meant to play this pawt

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[kaijuno]

My 🍃supplier in college was cheated on by his long time gf and he decided to get revenge by fucking her dad. He was gonna fuck her mom but like, her dad was straight up DILF material so he changed his target.

The story would like, end there, like "haha he fucked her dad thats wild!!" but like, the dad was married. So he cheated on his wife with his daughter's ex. his petty homewrecking caused his ex's parents' divorce. But they ended up having a really strong connection. And as of 3 years ago i noticed on facebook that the dude and ex's dad got married, so he became her step-dad.

BRO

[official-josh]

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Stepdaughter-zoned

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Some of u post the most personal shit ever

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

20 years from now we shall be on tumblr like "my colonoscopy results came back and the tumour is benign girlies 💅"

[nowayitsjay]

20 years? Have you spent more than ten mins on tiktok it's already happend babes

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

I'd rather be shot than spend ten minutes on tiktok

[thesassycat]

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

[this-slag]

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

[fuckincuntwaffles]

hand guiding is actually the hottest thing in the world

[awbrainno]

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

[foolfortune]

[k-luna]

due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

[mysharona1987]

Reddit’s nursing forum makes for some pretty grim reading.

[omghotmemes]

Phd by mistake

[terftoks]

……no comment