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What's everyone doing for father's day?
TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen TWILIGHT | 2008 dir. Catherine Hardwicke
TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
Twilight time travel AU where a like, 1950s Edward and Rosalie build a time machine to go back and stop Carlisle from becoming a vampire (because they hate being vampires), only to run into time travelling 2010ish Edward and Bella in 1660s London trying to make sure Carlisle gets turned (because they want Renesmee to exist).
Don't think about time travel rules that much just imagine how weird and fun it would be for 2010 Edward to try to explain to 1950 Edward that no, no, the vampire thing really improves. Yeah this woman is his wife. No really. And they have a baby. Look I know it sounds impossible . . .
Meanwhile human!Carlisle is standing there very confused. I don't think the word 'vampire' was used in English until like the 1730s.
"Am I to understand that you two purport to hail from 300 years hence and have returned by some magic of science to prevent me from being attacked and turned into a blood-drinker so that I may not, centuries hence, turn you into blood-drinkers?"
"Yes."
"And yet you two hail from 350 years hence and are adamant that I must be attacked and turned into a blood-drinker otherwise your daughter, who is herself half blood-drinker, will ne'er be born?"
"Yes."
"And you two," the bewildered 23-year-old human Carlisle Cullen gestures at the reddish-haired men? boys? who share the same face but are dressed much differently, "are the very same person yet from different points in your eternal earthly life?"
"Yes."
"All this seems to prove is that Father is correct about the demonic presence in London. I am being tormented."
"If it helps, I brought a photo of our daughter. Her name is Renesmee!"
"What, pray tell, is a 'photo?'"
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
Alice Cullen in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
TWILIGHT 2008, dir. Catherine Hardwicke
TWILIGHT (2008) | deleted scenes
I think my favourite thing about the Twilight franchise is that Alice probably saw all of the shit that went down in New Moon coming from a mile away and she said nothing because sure I can warn them earlier and prevent all of this but then I wouldn’t get to drive around Italy in a yellow Porsche and see Bella run through a sea of people in red capes just to jump on Edward while he was glowing and honestly where’s the fun in that
jasper: what is it? what do you see???
alice, thinking about fashion-forward red capes, driving through the italian country side in a dope yellow porsche, and her stupid bitchass brother learning a goddamn lesson for once: i see all my dreams coming true
I have a little something in the works for you guys and with today’s eclipse, it felt like the perfect moment to give you a little peek into it :) 🩸🍎🌙
Guess who… 🤫
would you hang her portrait on your wall?
remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?
i remember bella willing to die for the dick
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
Some Twilight edit drawn by me