Somewhere between heaven and hell

Asexual, aromantic, most likely autistic and with a gender somewhere between cis-female and agender. Expect to find whatever catches my interest.

[joshsundquist]

Some thoughts about excuses and also disability porn

[once-a-polecat]

Please watch this! It’s so important.

[fthgurdy]

I like the part where he points out that the photo where he looks 'less athletic' and 'unfit' by superficial body image standards is one where he was already a professional athlete competing in the paralympics.

[thememedaddy]

[covid-safer-hotties]

You never see Dr. Corsi without a respirator at these things. I love the man for that. It's about layers of protection, not just doing one thing to death.

[transarsonist]

Now that we're in full swing of fire season, it's important to remember you can toss one of these together for around 50 bucks tops, and it'll perform as good or better than one that costs 150 or more.

Cheap dollar store box fan, the cheapest filters you can find, doesn't really matter cause it's sorta a volume over time thing. After a few hours it'll have filtered and refiltered your whole house a few times.

Don't forget to put a bottom on it, and breathe easy

[junkokiu]

If you were an art piece, then whoever created you must have loved you dearly-

🐈‍⬛

[freakoutgirl]

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[nykur0h]

rosy hues (close up bc the low quality of sm🥲)

"You've already used your favorite wine glass. You're not going to taste it?"

"Good girl."

Happy aprilus🫶🏻🐦‍⬛

[nykur0h]

Happy 2nd Anniversary!🐦‍⬛

[sunsetagain]

Happy 2nd anniversary❤️ Wish you forever freedom, happiness, and a full belly.

[art-by-ady]

You reach for your wife but find someone else 🐦‍⬛

Sylus takes snuggle time seriously. Poor Mephi 🥹

[thehmn]

A couple of people showed an interest/got confused by the different gender specific words we use in Denmark for different family members so here’s an explanation.

Language shows what was important to a people in the past so having all these words shows how a person was related to you meant a lot to our ancestors.

Siblings

Siblings: søskende

Sister: søster

Younger sister: lillesøster

Older sister: storesøster

Brother: bror

Younger brother: lillebror

Older brother: storebror

There’s no specific word for what number sibling they are like third lillesøster. You’ll have to explain that yourself. Søskende is only used as a gender neutral plural to refer to all your siblings if you have both brothers and sisters. Calling a single sibling a søsken sounds extremely unnatural in Danish the same way saying “she is my only sisters” would.

Parents

Mother: mor

Father: far

Your spouse’s parents

Mother in law: svigermor

Father in law: svigerfar

Your spouse’s siblings

Sister in law: svigerinde

Brother in law: svoger

Grandparents

Your mother’s mother: mormor

Your father’s mother: farmor

Your mother’s father: morfar

Your father’s father: farfar

If you don’t want to disclose how an elderly woman is related to you: bedstemor

If you don’t want to disclose how an elderly man is related to you: bedstefar

Most people use the more specific words farfar or farmor for their grandparents but if we talk about them as group we say bedsteforældre which means grandparents. There’s no specific words for your father’s or mother’s parents as a couple. Both are just bedsteforældre.

Grandparents’ parents

The mother of any of your grandparents: oldemor

The father of any of your grandparents: oldefar

The grandparents of your grandparents

The grandmother of any of your grandparents: tipoldemor

The grandfather of any of your grandparents: tipoldefar

The further back you go you add more tip’s so you have a tiptiptiptiptipoldemor.

Aunts and uncles

Your mother’s sister: moster

Your father’s sister: faster

Your mother’s brother: morbror

Your father’s brother: farbror

An aunt you’re not blood related to or a woman who is married to your parent’s sibling: tante

And uncle you’re not blood related to or a man who’s married to your parent’s sibling: onkel

It depends on the family how much they care about this one. My family use all of them because we think it creates family bonding, but other families call all their parents’ male siblings onkel for example, and my brother married a woman who already had a son and he calls me faster despite us not being blood related so I’m actually his tante. Only weird people or the government get up in arms about how people use these words though.

Cousins

Female cousin: kusine

Male cousin: fætter

There’s no gender neutral word like in English

The further away from you a family member is you start adding grand to their title the same way English use great.

And yes, small children often end up fighting over whether their grandparent is called farmor or mormor until the adults explain to them that it’s not a name but a title. I’m both a moster and a faster so I’ll have to step in and explain that to my nephews and nieces when they get older. It’s cute.

[qinchefanart]

Happy 2nd anniversary 🤍!

source

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[anarchistmemedistro]

62 8

[technofeudalism]

[g00burr]

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

[anarchistmemedistro]

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

[mammalianmammals]

Long-tongued, termite-munching numbats are no longer endangered due to decades of successful conservation efforts, the global authority on the status of the natural world says.

Also known as banded anteaters, the status of the pint-sized marsupial has improved to near-threatened on the International Union for Conservation of Nature Red List. ''Today's assessments show that long-term, strategic and collaborative conservation effort works,'' conservation biologistJohn Woinarski said on Friday. ''Without it, invasive cats and foxes will continue to drive Australia's small marsupials and native rodents to extinction.''

Read more: Numbats no longer endangered but threat far from over - The Australian Museum Blog

photograph by Mark Jackman

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[pencintaapelll]

There there big guy 👻

[irandial]

Here‘s more Hopiun:

Another twt says there also has been removals and excusefor the false reports:

Linked TwT

[calebs-slavicgirl]

happy 1-month anniversary to the pinned tweet on love and deepspace's x!

[sylure]

V: White flag! Timeout! Spare me from your wrath for having taste tested the white chocolate, o great one!

W: Taste tested? You almost devoured the entire thing. And it was limited edition. And it's the only type of chocolate I can eat! And I just got you two boxes of pralines on top of new chocolate milk for you.

V: Yes, but, in my defence, you see, uhh...

W: What? Get it out or I'll use the pillow again!

V: Woah! Okay, okay, panther. I just wanted to say you look really pretty from down here, all flushed and angry with me.

W: Valko...

V: I love and adore you?

W: My chocolate!

thank you to the great and amazing and wonderful @nykur0h as always for being so kind and drawing this special request!! 🤍 looking at valko here makes me so stupidly happy

[nykur0h]

Thank u for commission me🫶🏻🙇‍♀️☺️