it's mary!

hi everyone i'm mp i am officially too old to be on this website but I also do comedy so here i am clowning around!

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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me after my 15 min break at work

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[maryisagrl]

haven’t been on in a minute hello friends and hoes what a weird and wonderful time it is to be old and on this site 

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[theirisianprincess]

DID HE MAKE IT??

[imnotafraidofhospitals]

he makes it

[theirisianprincess]

THANK FUCKING GOD

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i don’t wanna use caps anymore. too loud. i just wanna relax. always chillin. why is there so much violence on tv. food network is the only positive option

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Now that is some vintage sports goth

[chanel-boots]

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

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I dunno who the hell made these but this may be one of the best ones ive seen

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when two different mutuals post selfies on ya dashboardt

[seriousjones]

tfw you only have time to play animal crossing at 3 AM when everything’s closed

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JUST GO TO THE DS SETTINGS AND CHANGE THE TIME SMH YALL R SO DUMB

[seriousjones]

please don’t lie to isabelle

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good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

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Best female anthro design:

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cursed female anthro design:

[rootbeergoddess]

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

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Fish Tiddies

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[pukicho]

Come on in 

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*steps into the water*

[pukicho]

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[confirmance]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

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water sourced from free range dads