LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM BELOW AVERAGE!!!!

A 27 year old expert on procrastination and existential crises. mdni.

[fairycosmos]

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

[fairycosmos]

[askmeaboutmyoctopustheory]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[cannibalcaprine2]

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

[judasisgayriot]

at certain times. when the veil between reality and 2014 tumblr is thin. well lets just say. anything is possible

[chongoblog]

“God is dead” -Zendaya

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

Zendaya is Nietzsche???

[bicokun]

[aliensingucci]

it's crazy to think that memories you've had for years will just never look or feel the same again. all those memories from 2012 when i first got into 1D, all the concerts, all the songs and the first time hearing those songs, the first time watching music videos, the posts and memes here on tumblr... like none of it will ever feel the same. it'll always be tinged by loss and a degree of emptiness from here on out.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[konoko]

[armandgender]

people who say “I block for spam liking” like damn sorry that you hate joy. Every time someone goes through and likes 3829278 posts on my blog I’m filled with a love and power that you will never know and I pity you

[sandmandaddy69]

[ex-girlfiend]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mideastcuts]

Ghada Karmi and Ellen Siegel, in 1973, 1992 and 2011. Photos by Francis Khoo (1, 2) and Jean-Pascal Deillon (3).

[tastefullyoffensive]

[spicymochi]

little pumpkin thief

[gojosbf]

[eoieopda]

Why are you blocking people who don’t put their age in their bio? That’s private info., maybe they don’t want to share that publicly?

the short answer: if they don’t want to share that information, they don’t have to. i just won’t share my content with them — because i don’t have to.

the long answer: after i posted that i would be blocking people who don’t put their age, i got a PM from a loooong-time moot. i mean, day one. my first moot, actually. they’d previously told me they were 21, but after seeing me post about this being a major boundary, they admitted that they were fifteen (15.)

mind you, they had been reading and reviewing smut that i’d written, which is basically pornography. there are literal laws about furnishing minors with sexually explicit material.

so, on top of learning that someone i considered a friend — and interacted with daily — is a literal child, this is what they were exposed to because they did not heed the warnings all over my blog and on every fic.

learning this made me literally, physically nauseous.

i am an adult. my content is for adults. i do not ever want to be in a position where there are children interacting with my content.

end of.

[hamsterclaw]

I feel quite strongly about this.

My writing’s for adults, written by me, an adult with clarity about what’s acceptable to me and what’s not, and the power to advocate for myself in all aspects of my real life, regardless of what I write in fictional AUs.

If you’re under 18, please respect my fic ratings and boundaries.

[still-with-koo]

Yes. Please respect boundaries.

If you’re a minor, do NOT interact with my blog at all.

[mevil]