punpractical

Puns, stupid thoughts, and bad jokes

[marylinmonhoe]

Do deaf animals know they’re deaf?

[marylinmonhoe]

This is the funniest white people shit I’ve seen

[narkinafive]

[marylinmonhoe]

Frozen?

[marylinmonhoe]

Bella Thorne and Zendaya really grew up to be their characters from Shake It Up

[marylinmonhoe]

When Netflix and recording tv shows and movies weren’t a thing, did anyone else’s family have favorite channels they would check for movies to watch? And plan around cable movie times to make popcorn and watch Toy Story with commercial breaks at 7?

[marylinmonhoe]

Did Kurt Cobain reach Nirvana when he died?

[marylinmonhoe]

Dump before you hump

[marylinmonhoe]

Web MD doesn’t immidiately say you could die over a headache. It has multiple causes for symptoms and we get scared it’s the worst one

[part-of-a-cliff-bar]

A lone piece of cliff bar. Staring longingly out the window at the open world. Wishing for a chance to explore it, but knowing that chance will never come.

[marylinmonhoe]

My fatass thought this was fried chicken

[marylinmonhoe]

Worst collab ever

Uggs x crocs

[marylinmonhoe]

Why don’t we have savory drinks

[marylinmonhoe]

Soup

[marylinmonhoe]

Everyone always romanticizes the early 2000s. Does anyone care about the late 2000s?

[marylinmonhoe]

Girls love it when people play with their hair. Do guys like it if people play with their beards?

[marylinmonhoe]

Maybe I should turn off ig notifications

[marylinmonhoe]

[marylinmonhoe]

Short girls be like

“I’m five foot three and six nineteenths of an inch”

[marylinmonhoe]

“I need those extra six nineteenths haha!!!”

[marylinmonhoe]

Maybe I should turn off ig notifications

[marylinmonhoe]

Living being: grows inside me for 9 months, makes me look fat, makes me cry and feel really uncomfortable, puts me through hours of the worst pain in my life then screams at me

Doctor: so what would you like to name her?

Me: