#web md

[oneluckygoose]

Me: O’ mighty Oracle, I burden thee with my ailment. One of the five senses nature is so relaint on has ceased its steadfast, and I crave knowledge as to the cause. I know not what I prefer: the pain or the numbness. For which is more comfort? The familiarity of suffering or nothing at all?

Web MD: Your toe is cold

[mantisfriendd]

My mother always told me...

One day you will get a mysterious pain that you not sure the cause of.

And when that day comes, you must freak out and assume the worst possibility

And then you must go on Google and search your symptoms, navigate to WebMD and find the first result that affirms your fear.

AND THEN you must get a running start and jump into the nearest wall, as hard as you can, full send, junp into wallm ashard as yoi can.

[anatomy-analysis-annihilated]

Uhm. N-no thank you.

[its-all-down-hill]

[thebat-musicman]

Google: yeah so the thing you have has a one in one million chance to leading to this disease that has a one in one million chance of killing you

Me: Goodbye cruel world, I will miss you

[its-all-down-hill]

[sneezemaster]

Sneeze: Sooo Another one of those Again the small and tall ego choice that my beautiful friend Snorp suggested~ This time we have dr. Iplier (I call him Edward) and Googleplier [[It kinda looks like teachers!Au I'm not sure if it is good or not xD]]

[septic-dr-schneep]

Dr. Iplier? Or Google? Or both?

Dr. Iplier :D

Ding ding ding! BINGO GOES TO THE MANDROID!