describe yourself in one life or less

I'm Mary. I like science and municipally approved books as much as the next person.

[fuckleyydiaz]

[buddiesblr]

#gethimout2k26

inspired from @livingincolorsagain's post

[perlaret]

it really just hit me that in the diner, that entire meal lasted probably like 30-45 minutes between buck ordering and getting his food and eating it and then ordering more food, and the whole time. the entire duration. he was absolutely monologuing at pissy hangry eddie. systemically ragebaiting him with sausage and pie. cheerfully and aggressively pushing all of his buttons nonstop as eddie dug his heels in further and further over his one black coffee. all this after hours on the road and them getting lost. like what do you mean it took literal homophobes interrupting them for eddie to lose it??? eddie diaz has the literal patience of a saint. they’re gonna get married one day.

[24x81]

cliff marleau actually

[minsvnshine]

partly inspired by this text post by @poughkeepsiesjr :

[dankmemeuniversity]

[urie]

hayden: jackie's recovering pretty well, all things considered. yeah you remember how the twins were a little preterm it was so rough on jackie's body. yeah man she was so sick that entire pregnancy. this one went better of course but we were still scared. hell, i know i was scared. you wouldnt be able to tell with her. well you know how she is. tough as nails. her brother, yeah you remember him? he came to stay with us again, he's been a huge help looking after the kids...... a lifesaver. jackie wants to do more but... honestly man we werent even sure jackie could carry this one to term. i mean we were prepared for anything, at least we tried to be. anyway man sorry to ask but you wouldnt happen to be getting a blowjob right now would you?

[kaletastrophes]

Let’s annoy papa on the day he’s telling everyone he’s going to kill himself :)

[nondelphic]

the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said

[lesbianlandry]

shane hollander as kermit the frog

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson replied to a fan on Threads regarding this photo!

[someonecomegettheirchild]

Ilya showing up at the kingfisher every time he’s in New York:

[str4wbsstuff]

that moment when your attending fully implies that he will be killing himself after giving you his house.

[garashir]

[shanediomorrissey]

I have my theories

[trinittysantos]

the way that trinity santos's whole character was almost perfectly distilled down for a single scene in the very first episode of the entire show when whitaker had the blood blister under his nail and she sat him down and was so gentle with the needle she used on his nail that he was surprised it didn't hurt and then she wrapped up his finger in a little superhero themed bandaid and then she made fun of him for being a farm boy

her prickliness and sarcasm has always been covering up a deep well of kindness and it's always been right below the surface

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess