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laura | 23 | she/her

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Dialogue based on the rumors that Fraçois’ dog Simon will be playing Anya in season 2

Ilya: “This is Anya”

Shane: “Umm…I’m pretty sure that is a boy dog”

Ilya: “She is transgender, she told me herself. I am an ally.”

Shane: “I don’t-“

Ilya: “What? Are you transphobic Hollander?”

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Very few people have ever looked as good as Sam Reid’s Lestat in this cunty little outfit

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Do you guys think that when Daniel is turned into a vampire he intentionally hunts addicts since he himself can’t get high unless he consumes the blood of someone who is high?

Does he relapse since the drugs can no longer kill him?

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Rewatching The Handmaids Tale and the biggest shocker about Gilead is that they vaccinate their children.

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They’re kinda father and son if you really think about it

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I love the idea of Kip and Shane not getting along in the same way Hayden and Ilya don’t get along. But it’s made even funnier cause Kip is a sweetheart who dislikes very few people.

I think Shane already has his guard up because he’s jealous anytime Ilya makes any queer male friends and those two are too close for his comfort.

Then cut to the Long Game shenanigans, and Ilya is confiding in Kip about his and Shane’s relationship problems and (since he’s only hearing one side of the story) Kip’s immediately on Ilya’s side and that’s when he starts developing negative opinions about Shane.

Cut to the nail in the coffin for both of them being when Shane accidentally offends Kip about his PhD. Kip is describing what he’s doing his doctoral thesis on (something hyper specific like homoerotic depictions in Greco-Roman vases). And Shane (completely earnestly and not trying to be an asshole) says something along the lines of “so you’re doing 12 years of university to write about vases?” And Kip (who hasn’t slept since undergrad, is very defensive about his research, and is an extremely bitchy gay when provoked) immediately hits him with “and you’ve played hockey for 30 years just to not fix your backhand.”

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Sasha Braus bahavior

[chemdoodles]

1x03. Girl.

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One thing we don’t talk nearly enough about are Scotts pervy little fantasies about his teamates

Also the fact that Kip is just immediately down

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Kaouro being the only canonically gay member of the host club is so funny cause he’s not even in the top three gayest people in that club.

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The wokest anime character in history is Haruhi Fujiokas mom.

My girl was a badass lawyer who married a bisexual man, only for him to go “so actually I wanna dress like a woman from now on and work as an entertainer at a gay bar surrounded by hot guys ” and she said “hell yeah babydoll, you do you”.

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Reading the Ouran manga for the first time and what do you MEAN Princess Seika Ayanokoji was hiding razor blades in Haruhis books and needles in her clothing.

She didn’t do anything why are you trying to KILL HER

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Scotty’s gonna do what he does best

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Rewatching pretty little liars for the first time in a decade and stumbled upon a baby Coach Ben. Coincidentally his character in PLL is also named Ben. Steven Krueger it appears you have a very Ben face.

[gayhaas]

kip was right to gently push scott out of the closet bc if he hadn’t scott would have cannibalized him in that new york apartment sometime in late 2018

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Spiritually, these two are the same character to me

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Kip convincing Scott that putting his equipment outside during the full moon will fill them with positive energy when in reality it’s just his way of getting Scott to air out his stanky ass equipment