forget about the stupid little things

[aliza-summers-blog]

…I didn’t sign up for these mind games, sir.

[mas0nward]

This isn't the charger you're looking for...

[aliza-summers-blog]

Yeah right. I am not paying 20 dollars for a charger. That is a stone cold rip off.

[mas0nward]

Would you rather have a 5 dollar charger that breaks a week later?

[aliza-summers-blog]

It’s never that deep. I just want a phone charger when I need one.

[mas0nward]

Best Buy? Radioshack? Uhh... Verizon store?

[aliza-summers-blog]

I knooow, but I still hate it. As a loyal year-round customer of five and below, I should be top priority.

[mas0nward]

... I don't think Five and Below has membership. Camp outside?

[aliza-summers-blog]

You wanna know the messed up part about school starting soon? Five and below runs out of stuff faster than I can run.

[mas0nward]

Well, duh. Dumb knick-knacks at cheap prices? Every preteen is gonna try to get their grubby little hands on whatever the hell will keep them from dying of boredom during class.

[mas0nward]

VOICEMAIL | GRACE

Mason: Grace? Uh. It's Mason. I don't... I don't know how to even start.

Mason: Yesterday... um, last night. I'm sorry. We were drunk. And lonely. It was a stupid thing to do, but it happened. And I can't take it back, even though I want to.

Mason: I know you love Nick. You're my best friend, Grace, and I hope you still are. It didn't mean anything -- like I said we were just... lonely. And sad. Things build up and...

Mason: I love you, Grace. You mean a lot to me. But not in like a 'love-love' way, like, 'holy shit, let's get married and have babies' because, whoa, that's gross and weird. The only time I EVER hope to see you naked is when you get tortured during Dare Night again. I mean what.

Mason: I'm kidding, I hope you don't go through another Dare Night like that again. I'M KIDDING, GRACE.

Mason: So anyways... that just kind of affirmed my 'no drinking' policy. Next time, we're watching The Notebook and eating donuts. [call ends]

[grace-parkaahh]

Y-yeah… I gotta go. Y-you can chill out here. 

[mas0nward]

S-Shit. Grace, I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean for that to happen.

[grace-parkaahh]

And even if they probably don’t care about you. You still want them. All the time.

[mas0nward]

And it kills you inside because there was a time when you thought you could've had everything with them.

[grace-parkaahh]

And you know what else isn’t healthy? Constantly being in pain from a heart ache. Bullshit.

[mas0nward]

Even long after they've moved on and have completely lost contact with you.

[grace-parkaahh]

And it’s not healthy after a week.

[mas0nward]

Or a month -- especially three.

[grace-parkaahh]

Y-yeah… crying’s annoying.

[mas0nward]

Tell me about it.

[grace-parkaahh]

Y-yeah, me.. too. I don’t like… crying.

[mas0nward]

I... I don't think anyone does.

[grace-parkaahh]

N-no, Mason, stop. I’m in love with Nick. I can’t do this. I love him. And… this is w-weird.

[mas0nward]

I -- I'm sorry. I thought that's what you wanted. You were crying and I didn't... I wanted you to stop. I don't like when you cry, Grace.

[grace-parkaahh]

Sorry, sorry. I’m sorry. Oh- shit.

[mas0nward]

Grace -- 

[grace-parkaahh]

Sorry.

[mas0nward]

Hey, no, shh. Shh, please don't cry.

[grace-parkaahh]

What are you talking about? [sleazy speech tbh]

[mas0nward]

You just drank half a bottle of vodka and you're kind of smothering me.

[grace-parkaahh]

[mas0nward]

G-Grace, hold on. We're drunk -- you more than me.