the gods have fashioned us for love

that is our great glory, and our great tragedy

[diezdespadas]

They should make a game like Disco Elysium but it’s about a young knight trying to solve the disappearance of her lady’s daughter, a maid of three and ten with auburn hair, in the Riverlands

[goldcrescent]

So do we think Jake is going to do blue steel as he crashes into the ocean or is his mewing streak going to be broken thus making him feel unworthy of the throne and lose his will to live padme style

Normal Jake Final Moments

Brutally frame mogged. By death

Perfect mewing posture to the very end while falling 200mph

Voting ended onJun 23

[goldcrescent]

Results are in: The Stranger himself ran into Jacaerys Velaryon at the gullet and was brutally frame mogged by him 🤫🧏🏻

[krakencran]

In concept, religion is awesome. Having something to believe in that comforts you and explains the unexplainable is pretty nifty. In practice…why are we hunting gay people again?

[deadmegumi]

CONNINGTON GLANCED INTO THE PIT. “THE BEAR WAS LESS HAIRY THAN THAT FREAK, I’LL—” JAIME’S GOLDEN HAND CRACKED HIM ACROSS THE MOUTH SO HARD THE OTHER KNIGHT WENT STUMBLING DOWN THE STEPS. HIS LANTERN FELL AND SMASHED, AND THE OIL SPREAD OUT, BURNING. “YOU ARE SPEAKING OF A HIGHBORN LADY, SER. CALL HER BY HER NAME. CALL HER BRIENNE.” CONNINGTON EDGED AWAY FROM THE SPREADING FLAMES ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES. “BRIENNE. IF IT PLEASE MY LORD.” HE SPAT A GLOB OF BLOOD AT JAIME’S FOOT. “BRIENNE THE BEAUTY.”

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[diezdespadas]

[visenyaism]

Are you facing some kind of trial at a tournament next week where you need to find seven true knights to stand with you against the antagonist of your story? Here's a handy rubric to check how valorous they really are.

[visenyaism]

Are you facing some kind of trial at a tournament next week where you need to find seven true knights to stand with you against the antagonist of your story? Here's a handy rubric to check how valorous they really are.

[pigeon-princess]

The first season of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was even more perfect than I could have dreamed⚔️

[flcrnts]

dunk and all the bad bitches he pulled at ashford by being autistic

[rattzphobic]

"And that sword shall be Lightbringer, the Red Sword of Heroes, and he who clasps it shall be Azor Ahai come again, and the darkness shall flee before him!"

daenerys and drogon as azoh ahai and lightbringer !

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[snarp]

Wattpad fanfic: On your 18th birthday you learn that, when you were a baby, One Direction appeared at your christening to curse you.

[visenyaism]

comphet this, comphet that which targs do you think pre-Dunk and Egg had comp incest? personally i think this more likely for the gay ones because like. You are supposed to marry into the family. your different gender sibling is....... well, they're like. fine. but you feel the same towards them as you do any sibling or relative of that same gender. you really look up to your elder relative of a similar gender. so this is what attraction is, right? you are supposed to marry your family. this must be attraction, even though it's to the wrong family person. you're not a failure in that way.

their incest thing has fucked up!!!!!!!!! so many relationships! and i don't think knowing yourself to be gay saved you from the fuckery of that!

oh it’s definitely ALL of them. cannot emphasize enough that the incest is a product of grooming to find it acceptable. they are all UNFATHOMABLY steeped in that. look.

[visenyaism]

Are you facing some kind of trial at a tournament next week where you need to find seven true knights to stand with you against the antagonist of your story? Here's a handy rubric to check how valorous they really are.

[frogmp3]

i don’t know who needs to hear this but you do not need to wear makeup

[lil-miss-crazy]

But you can if you want to

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

[ladystoneshart]

tumblr is widely known for its sexymen polls so why not make one for asoiaf? the problem is that if I played this straight jaime would sweep the floor with the other contestants and it would be no fun (I know my audience and also come on) so I decided to do something a bit different

so I present to you the first Unlikely ASOIAF Sexyman Poll consisting of characters that george probably never intended to be fuckable but some of you freaks and fujos want to fuck anyway...

I've seen thirst posts for all of the characters in this poll except for one (which was a suggestion from my brother that I thought was kinda funny) but now it's up to YOU 🫵 to decide which one is the most fuckable!

"but lady shart I don't like men" well neither do I but for the purposes of this poll let's all pretend we are bisexual fujo riverlands peasants and decide in our heart of hearts which of these unsexy sexy men is the most fuckable!

let the voting begin!!!!

asoiaf's sexyest unsexy man 😍🥵🍆💦

stannis baratheon ❤️‍🔥

tywin lannister 🦁

roose bolton 🩸

petyr baelish 🐦

the mountain ⛰️

lord varys 🕷

ramsay bolton 🦨

qyburn 💀

brynden tully 🐟

joncon 🏳️‍🌈

aeron greyjoy 🌊

shart I'm bald and don't know these sexy men 😔

Voting ended onJul 26, 2025

"but shart where is the hound?" nowhere because I hate him and I feel like he would win because of the show it's MY poll and the first democratically elected president of the 7 kingdoms daenerys targaryen said I can do what I want 😉

[diezdespadas]

This is Bloodraven erasure but he would inevitably win and it would be no fun.

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

can’t a woman just run a flop blog in peace?