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uneventfulness

my blog will make you smile

miseducatedmelanicmuse

adamsmasher

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

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I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes

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I could watch this all day.

shipwreckedsamuel

@d3ath-of-a-strawb3rry

catchymemes

grrspit

umbrella puppy

hemipelagicdredger

The wiggly little ears!

anniemunchkins

queenofallswans

kerrison20

Reblogging for that last addition.

d-a-z-a-i-archive

when a new character appears that fits your exact type

bandtshirt

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

spelledslots

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

thatmcufangirl

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

cuddlyplaguedoctor

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

who-am-i-hedwig

I had this girl in my class and she was considered to be like really dumb. She’d ask a ton of doubts and questions in class, which everybody would consider to be “stupid"and “silly” and even the teachers would often taunt her but she’d never stop asking. But the thing was that she’d almost always top the class examinations and everyone was like???? They all thought she was cheating and stuff and obviously even the teachers were very biased because she wasn’t so ‘smart’ in class, and she was regularly accused of cheating. But nobody could prove that she was actually cheating but the whole class and teachers totally believed that she did. I’m pretty socially awkward so I never really talked to her, but she was leaving school this year and I was genuinely curious about how she was so good during exams and how she didn’t let everyone’s remarks affect her. She always used to sit and hang out with only one girl, and she told me that that friend of hers was severely socially anxious and she’d lag in studies because she couldn’t bring herself to ask doubts in class or ask for help from others. So they had this system where during lectures her friend would write down any question she had, and she would ask them for her. And I was just so touched??? Idk but it really changed the way I looked at people?? This girl endured taunts and jeers and borderline bullying for being “stupid” when she was actually really smart and could easily have refused to ask such doubts for her friend but she did?? And brushed off everything others would throw at her for her friend?? I was just, idk it just really changed me in some way.

transgambit

what is the truth

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they’re married you asshole

transgambit

u right, my bad

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what-ever-what-ever-what-ever

thats their lesbian daughter

proudninjawombat

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

blond-shell

@paulsensdonna requested: lucifer + favorite familial relationship ↳ “So that’s who you were with. Chloe and Trixie. Well, so much for wine, women, and song. Technically, all of those things were represented, when you count the post-game karaoke.”