MassiveString19

Your classic gaywad she/her/he/him

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul

[triplemooneris66]

Ya'll clearly have never eaten a fruit so ripe that you look like your about to be accused of vampirism

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[i-am-a-fish]

hi! I'm goldie. I like making posts, I make posts on this fish blog, on @woman-becomer and on @the-frightening-ghoul as well!

I use she/her pronouns, and I'm trying to get into streaming, but I'm a little slow with tech so it's a work in progress

also, shown above is a video of my dog! her name is Allie and I like to call her Albert

make sure you take good care of yourself whoever may read this

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[absolutedream-art]

Pomni experiences her first 'death' in one of Caine's adventures. It messes her up a bit.

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If you'd like early access to comics I work on, consider joining my Patreon.

[probuccalfat]

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

[probuccalfat]

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

[probuccalfat]

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

[veil-of-exordia]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

bitches be like "oh how do you not know Ethel Cain" all I listen to is like. Nas, Femtanyl, and Mastodon. just cause I'm a faggot doesnt mean I listen to whatever

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Me every time there’s a “if you didn’t X, did you even grow up in Scotland?” post and apparently I did not grow up in Scotland, which is news to me!

[massivestring19]

this is so real like im a certified queerfag and i cannot STAND Chappel Roan, or i dont know who some apparent gay icon is or something and im like "i listen to loud ass electronic music."

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

Follow me on Webtoons

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

[magrowette]

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[depsidase]

[its-a-gold-song]

How To Draw A Horse - a comic by Emma Hunsinger

ppl have been tagging me as the artist, and i dont want to take credit for someone else’s work!! emma hunsinger is an illustrator who does a lot of the New Yorker cartoons and made this comic (which was featured in the new yorker) glad to have bring some ~emotions~ to you all though :))

[massivestring19]

Wowzers. I still don't know how to draw a horse tho :)

[fairycosmos]

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

[massivestring19]

Bro just torture your homunculus it fixes EVERYTHING.

[megalomari]

this is so true im so sorry

[zooophagous]

Meta goes to arbitrator to prevent whistleblower from promoting tell-all book

An emergency arbitrator ruled that former Meta staffer Sarah Wynn-Williams is prohibited from promoting memoir of her tenure at the social m

Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

[splend-42]

She's not allowed to promote it?

Well then, I guess we'll have to do it for her.

Careless People ebook by Sarah Wynn-Williams - Rakuten Kobo

Read "Careless People A story of where I used to work" by Sarah Wynn-Williams available from Rakuten Kobo. **'Devastating . . . funny . . .

[groovysarity]

[a-book-of-creatures]

If you don’t use them at least once a day then what’s the point?

[massivestring19]

I use over half of these almost daily some people just don't have whimsy