wonder kid

26 gem☉ sag ☾ aq⇡

[iloveuppers-deactivated20251030]

everyday of my life is like saw 2004

[fridayagaingarfiebaby]

Friday Again Garfie Baby

[sonypraystation]

she’s not into you shes just social

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

me when i see my cat rub against someone i don’t like

[scaryfangsremade-blog]

well i used to be attracted to people but now im exclusively attracted to abstract art and the concept of death

[florxncepugh-deactivated2023092]

This lived up to all expectations and I have never felt more gay

Thank you Kelley O’Hara

Thank you ESPN

[kohtrash]

[that-borderline-autistic]

[loving-not-heyting]

This is, without exaggeration, probably the best dating advice I have ever seen.

[lovely-sanctuary]

Hey, if you are a woman who doesn’t shave and never wears makeup, I just want to let you know that you’re doing a great job. I can’t even count the number of times people have told me I look like a dog because of my hairy legs or called me ugly, gross, tired, etc. It sucks, but we keep being are authentic selves despite it all. I’m doing what makes me happy and I don’t give a damn what others think. So shout-out to all my other ladies who don’t give a damn.

[valtsv]

being in yr 20s moodboard

[hydro-homies]

Come back with a warrant

[sincerely-siren-deactivated2020]

This made me laugh for longer then reasonable.

[sunfortune]

[valtsv]

everything is gay coded when your are. home of sexual

[holmesmikotoba]

the inherent homoeroticism of being homosexual

[cowboysuggest]

yeah theres no way to stop using amazon completely because they own so many things and many websites use them for hosting, but audible is something we really dont need. amazon is already trying to replace public libraries with “audible amazon libraries” and we cant let that happen. your libraries are already payed for with taxes ((though normally way underfunded because politicians normally dont care enough)) 

use libby or overdrive for audiobooks or ebooks, support libraries and buy from their used books sale (ive scored so many awesome books, and old books! as well as some great cds and movies) , and many libraries also mail out books!! theres so many options and libraries are always changing to make themselves more accessible for everyone, so support them! theyre such an important part of your community.

[insidemypumpkin-deactivated2022]

As a librarian, YES.

[gallusrostromegalus]

So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

[gallusrostromegalus]

“is he very verbal?”

“It really depends on who he’s with. He’s very quiet at he but won’t shut up if he’s at the park or has a friend over.”

“was it hard to potty-train him?”

“he’s adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.”

“mine’s just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!”

“I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he’s not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.”

“oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!”

“yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.”

“Does he throw tantrums when they break?”

“Not really. It’s meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he’s not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.”

[gallusrostromegalus]

The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew.

(if you want to read more of my much weirder adventures, I have pre-orders for my book on Patreon right now: https://www.patreon.com/gallusrostromegalus )

[krwzprtt]

[finwe-the-disappointed-deactiva]

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

[mysharona1987]

[disasterbisexual-moved]

“this glass is empty, it has water in it”

[riggedforsuccess]

“african american burial ground“??? you mean a cemetery?? you mean a fucking cemetery??

[adornedacorn]

This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen

[starsshinedarkly77]

Honestly a reason I love this is because Jenna was like “I never get PR packages” referring to things like makeup but at least IrishSpring was like….I got you fam

[a-link-between-urls]

I love Kermit so much 💕

[mysillycomics]