A liar and a thief.

A hot mess of a blog appreciating tricksters, aliens and fictional cannibals. Also a 100% propability of gay content.

[acientvegtable]

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[kosmogrl]

okay first of all unclench your jaw

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[petaltexturedskies]

Anna Akhmatova, from "Everything is Looted..." in Poems: Anna Akhmatova

[doodlesfromjupiter]

My latest obsession

Please look at my drawing I'm actually so proud of it

(Also if any of u could like it in my other socials thatd be great I'm stuggling to get more people to see my art 🥺

[theoddowldoodle]

He should be in all detective shows

[geekysteven]

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

[emmalostinwonderland]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

[hitmanagent47]

Got caught and killed again by guards

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[psych-is-the-name]

incase nobody remembers the hazards of finding a comfy position while using your laptop in bed:

[stjohnstarling]

Hey uh you forgot about your boyfriend in the back of the cupboard for two months and now he’s - yeah, he’s gone all soft and covered in weird little growths. If you’re smart about it you might be able to use him to grow more boyfriends in the spring.

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[pansylair]

Lil' velociraptor vase from the spring (sold)! 🌱♦️

[chuwenjie]

We’re cooking on Beyond the Spider-Verse!!! So excited to share these new stills… see you in IMAX on June 18, 2027!! 🕷️

[lukavyi]

I'm not sorry

[theearthisourmother]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[teaboot]

Get-A-Load-Of-This-Guy Cam

[ongoing-catastrophe]

I make the same face every time theres some documentary talking like "the ancient Egyptians believed the Nile river was sacred" and i'm like....well yeah? Its kind of like, the only reason their entire society exists? Seems pretty reasonable to me

[killhitleragain]

also not only is the nile river the entire reason their society existed, but the nile river is incredibly predictable. it has followed the same course for over 10 thousand years. it floods at the same time every year. there is no other river like it, and while obviously the egyptian scope of the world only stretched so far, they knew enough to know that the nile was special.