*gasp*

my spinach puffs

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[8nin]

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[were--ralph]

Post the most recent gif you have with no context

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

mr were--ralph i think we all know the context as to why you saved that gif

[were--ralph]

You dont know me

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[mysharona1987]

[lynati]

If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)

The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.

[bogleech]

Garbage service is one of the ten deadliest jobs in the United States.

And police work isn't even on that list.

[lilaccerullo]

“To charge into battle, with neither shield nor mount, against terrible odds—to know the odds, and charge anyway—”

The Everlasting - Alix E. Harrow

‘Cause here’s the thing

To know how it ends

And still begin to sing it again

As if it might turn out this time

Road To Hell (Reprise) - Hadestown

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[goth-queen]

[earhartsease]

when it comes to the

dangers of the luring flame

no-one knows better

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[pocketss]

getting ready with the girrrlllss

part 1

[helloitsbees]

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

[helloitsbees]

you can’t fucking do this to me

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

A Noble Sacrifice

Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

[cabalisticrevenant]

[dyke-pollinator]

God forbid women do anything

[wizardwinterwolf]

[lebedame-wegelagerin]

[zekedms]

Can’t believe you left this in the tags @thewitchywinnie

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[ralfmaximus]

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

[catboybiologist]

It is, quite literally, the cocaine, and King himself has said that openly

[depsidase]

[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.