The Momboss Archives.

Random Stuff, mostly.

[mastermomboss]

Does like ur crush or partner ever do the t h i n g. Like do they ever do that ONE thing that just makes you act like this like i actually think of the noise

[mastermomboss]

What happens when i get less than 3 hours of sleep

[everyday-younglife]

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

[mastermomboss]

Mega oof

[mastermomboss]

doot doot

Nani the fuck

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[anaxxalex]

Give me a doot doot

[killingkalories]

Nah

[alwaysbabyblue]

This ain’t gonna work..

[dragongoddesst-deactivated20180]

All praise the doot doot god. It is not our way to question him, we must trust him.

[sunset-quartz-deactivated202007]

[tentacles-and-coffee]

… why not, I’m curious.

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Well I’ll be damned. It did the thing.

[float-me-down-deactivated201801]

#dootmedaddy

[echo--indigo-blog]

Well shiet here we go.

[spookyamajiki-remade-deactivate]

give me the doot doot

[mysteryzkulls-remade-deactivate]

Please i wanna doot doot

[thelonelycreep]

No way does this work…I shall see

[thelonelycreep]

WHAT THE HELL IT DOES WORK,JUST GIVE IT SOME TIME (took about an hour for me)

[sargentsnowy-blog]

Doubt

[blasters270]

Trying again

[diamond28869-deactivated2025100]

I doubt it will work

[cxllmegabo-blog]

2m reblogs… i want a D O O T D O O T

[ravenberrry]

Hmm I reblogged this already, but I just want a frickin doot doot

[thatpansexualdude-deactivated20]

suuuure, i’m skeptical, gimme a fuckin doot

[boschmusic-deactivated20220530]

I’m so skeptical… please

[mastermomboss]

Pfft yall this is just a dumb way to get reblogs...

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[sonypraystation]

yall wild lmao

[mastermomboss]

Fuckin same

[tsutomi-goshiki]

person B: I can do this, right? I mean, he’s cute, I’m cute, so there’s really no reason for me to start stuttering or straight up stop functioning when he’s talking to me person C: bro, I believe in you person B: *approaches A* hi person A: *smiles brightly* hi, can I help you? person B: person B: person B, to C: *voice croaks* help

[mastermomboss]

Accurate

[gif87a-com]

[mastermomboss]

What a good big boofer :3

[janestrider]

When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.

[meangirlnurse]

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

[mastermomboss]

If youre stressed and you know it press reblog

*clap clap*

[fuwaprince]

US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

(Source)

[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[n-n-e-b-u-l-a-a]

Seriously thank you.

[fawning]

I will always reblog this.

[mastermomboss]

Uhm

So our conducter called in sick today and now our first viola pulled her MacBook out of her backpack and started streaming F.R.I.E.N.D.S. and now half of our string orchestra has put their instruments away and has just started sharing food and watching that.

[leplastiquedick]

[thetomska]

thanks! i hate it

[slowpokegamer]

Yes hi, where the fuck is the nearest exorcist

[mastermomboss]

Holy shit this is hysterical

[mastermomboss]

Height Difference OTPs

Theyre all cute and some of them are hilarous but let me just say: Im short, and my partner is short, and fr it is the best/worst thing. For example:

Me: *tries to reach 4th shelf*

My idiot: Lmao shortie

Me: im a half inch shorter than you???

Or...

Me: gimme a piggyback ride i wanna see whats going on

Lovable meanie: ok sure *lifts me up*

Me: ... this isnt helping at all... this is kinda worse than before-

Meanie: Fuck you!

Or even better...

Me: *playing tetris in the computer lab with bae, flirting/bantering back and forth*

Tol fren: Aww, the short lil lovebirds chirping away, their true feelings being brought forward through harsh words-

Me: Did

Bae: You

Me: Just

Bae: Call

Me: Us

The Power Couple TM, in battle postions: Short?!?!?!!!!

(We've both taken several years of martial arts, his more offensive, mine more defensive)

Stay following for more prompts straight from my weird life

[cevanssstan]

[bigbadbakugou-deactivated202101]

descend into hell

[hangedanchou-deactivated2022091]

進撃ツイログ（エレミカ、リヴァハン）