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[mateofalcone]

I think I have no choice but to embrace my cringiness

[mateofalcone]

I need to put more honey on snacks

[vanish]

[chessys]

i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength

[lovelysuggestion]

Just because it isn’t happening right now doesn’t mean it never will

[nastygall]

[sooxem]

[scenicroutes]

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

[sweetstardrop]

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

[scenicroutes]

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

[kat-ri]

You’re never going to be 100% ready and it’s never going to be just the right time, but that’s the point. It means that every moment is also the right moment. If you want it, you just have to do it.

(via haramdaddy)

[mateofalcone]

me: ive still got an ace up my sleeve

my very small asexual friend: please let me out

[glamdoll-z]

You can’t force a relationship, and you can’t force the other person to care and love you the same way you love them.

glamdoll-z  (via seulray)

  (via kushandwizdom)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[weemstar]

Reblogging for the matterhorn

[ruinedchildhood]

[migrains-deactivated20190924]

modern angst story

[sewercritter]

me: google give me a gentle coyote

google:

me again: omg thank yuou so much..

[yongmuney]