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@mateomattias
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Eddie: I know I am an amazing singer but, do you think I could possibly break into acting? IF I wanted to, hypothetically. 🤔
Mateo: That depends, are you any GOOD at acting? Because, just saying as someone who's a great actor AND singer, but singing talent has nothing to do with acting talent lol. I can help you figure out if you'd be good at it if you want!
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Candi: it IS but it also hasn't had any major updates in a while. i'm just hoping they actually come through with all these brewster teasing they've been doing - now there's a costume idea. brewster's totally one of the best and most popular characters in the fanbase, but i doubt anyone else would even attempt to pull it off.
Mateo: BREWSTER COULD BE SO FUN!
Mateo: Do you think *I* could pull it off though?
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Candi: not me obsessively playing animal crossing even though it's obviously been abandoned by nintendo 🙃
Mateo: Okay, but Animal Crossing is AMAZING! Tom Nook is in the contention for my Halloween costume this year even!
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Oliver: nope! not unless the reindeer ollienap me for some reason 😳 do you think they actually would-?? maybe i should get them a peace offering. 🤔
Mateo: Hmm, they MIGHT someday, but only because they love you so much! They wouldn't be able to keep you away FOREVER though, would they? I bet you could take on a few reindeer!
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Oliver: heck yeah!! too bad when summer's over there'll be no dream team 😭😭
Mateo: Hey now, that's not true! You and I are ALWAYS going to be the dream team unless you plan on disappearing sometime soon lol
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Bentley: I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.
Mateo: Who says we can't?! I mean, yeah, is it a LITTLE unusual for dudes of our age to have non-sexual showers together? Maybe. But if it IS just a relaxing drunk chill time together, why can't friends do that? It sounds so freaking awesome!
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Oliver: YOU KNOW IT!!!
Oliver: oh snap dude! yeah!! they're always hiring! We could work together! wouldn't that be like a dream team?? I'll let them know you're interested.
Mateo: It would be SO SICK to get to work together! Please do that, bro, I appreciate it 🙏 Just for the summer, anyway! It seems like the PERFECT summer job!
when you see one of your parents calling you, what's your internal reaction?
I get super excited! I love hearing from my parents.
honesty hour!
what would be the role of a lifetime?
SHREK, SHREK, SHREK! Shrek the Musical is amazing and I’d kill the part! Especially if I got @ellecharming to be my Fiona.
honesty hour!
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Oliver: NICE! of course I'll give you the discount dude! just let them know when you go in that you're with the awesome guy in the costume! (they'll know who you mean)
Mateo: I'll make sure to say the BEST dude in a costume 😉 speaking of which though, do you know if they're hiring character actors for the summer? I'm going to start looking for a real acting gig in the fall but until then a job would be dope!
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Oliver: DUDES , DUDETTES , AND ALL OF THE ABOVE! The amusement parks are bumping right now! And I even get the chance to hand out some friends/family discounts so who's in? 👀
Mateo: ME ME ME! And I don't NEED the friends/family discount but if you don't give it to me, my heart will in fact break. No cap, just facts.
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Leilani: I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
Leilani: Or that it's a theater prop? You guys have those lying around backstage, right?
Mateo: We do have tons of theater props hanging around! I don't know how many of those props are door knobs though. Are you sure it's not like a door knob from Wonderland or something? I hear they've got some weird ones there that basically walk and talk on their own, and maybe that's how it found its way into your purse!
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Haverly: I DID NOT SHAME! I JUST SAID I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR THIS! I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THEIR LIFE IN THIS MUCH DETAIL!
Haverly: WAIT SALVATION! THE DOOR IS CRACKED! what do you think my chances of sneaking out of here are? I THINK I CAN ARMY CRAWL IT!
Mateo: YOU SHAMED JUST A LITTLE BIT, DON'T DENY IT. MAYBE THIS IS KARMA FOR BEING A KINK-SHAMER!
Mateo: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!
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Oaklynn: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Mateo: I'm not going to lie, that sounds like the PERFECT day, especially if you throw a dinosaur movie in there to go along with the noises! RAWR.
Mateo: Any chance you're going to watch Jurassic Park? Because if you are, my next question is if there's any more room in that bed of yours! I'd bring another bottle!
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Nadia: i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…
Mateo: ...I hope they were dibsing some snack or something a little less, I don't know, animate and sentient than you, because otherwise it might be a really weird party lol.
Mateo: What party is it? Do you want company?
Mateo: I mean, you probably HAVE company, but if you want MORE company, I'd be happy to come over and yell DIBS back at anyone who yells it again.
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Haverly: YES! AND I HAD NO IDEA I DON'T DO PRANKS USUALLY!
Haverly: In a bedroom, duhhhhh! Idk who's room it is, just that whoever's it is, they have a daddy kink 😳
Haverly: THERE IS SPANKING HAPPENING THIS IS MORE THAN I NEED TO HEAR!!!
Mateo: CLEARLY THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU NEED TO DO MORE!
Mateo: Did you not notice the door number? Do you know what building or floor you're on, at least?
Mateo: DON'T KINK SHAME, HAVERLY! LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE BEING CALLED DADDY AND SPANKING!