The fucks this shit @mathman0k - Tumblr Blog

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

ink-the-artist

i am. quite high rn and unreasonably delighted by the little pride flags that appear when u like queer posts. that shit is so cute

charlesoberonn

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

charlesoberonn

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

charlesoberonn

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

charlesoberonn

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

foxes-in-love

prokopetz

I forgot to buy cheese last grocery day and this has genuinely been the hardest week of my life.

i-am-a-lazy-mess

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

hbmmaster

did you know? the phrase "named after" doesn't technically state anything other than the order in which two things were named. I was named after snoopy

hbmmaster

michael jackson was named after mickey mouse

hbmmaster

the nintendo wii was named after wwii

mortalityplays

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big