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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Mike Driver

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Xuebing Du

Love Begins
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NASA
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Keni
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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mike's hard penis
Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
this just took another 14 years off my life what the FUCK
im a big fan of idioms. i hear "in for a penny in for a pound" and my ears prick up like a cat. "like boiling a frog" activates me like a manchurian sleeper agent. if you tell me "when all you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail" my entire body will start levitating 3 inches off the ground
real
im sorry man i can’t come hang out im actually knee deep in the hoopla right now
OK I PULL UP
Since I’m regressing I might as well start listening to vintage tumblrcore again 🫡
They’re turning it into a platform for divorced men only. The clownery of this.
my twitter brainrot is terminal if there's anything longer than a paragraph I have to just skip LMAOOO
starting to think conservatives are just jealous that we know the whole alphabet
Alien (1979) - Ridley Scott.
I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
going through reblogs from my old 2009-2015 acct but this is still a banger lmaooo