Matt’s Mind

-cock a doodle doo, bitch-

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[fixalice]

Where are the young Sherlock fanfics at

[yourboywitch]

“i asked chatgpt” okay well i asked franklin shepard and he said mutter mutter mutter mutter yes jerome

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

LOTR abridged

[matt-manhattan]

I've been amalgamating so many DnD ideas for my long-running campaign, all of which have worked out SPECTACULARLY, so I thought I would post a few of my favourites. These are direct quotes from my notes app.

entitled: headcanons but its in my brain so its just canon

This planet is like earth but also unlike it - where earth has two icy cold regions at its north and south, the realm has ice and rock at its north and pure heat desert at its south. This is because of the position of the planet’s axis: the south is always more positioned towards its sun because of a weird balance thing at the planet’s core (idk don’t come for me science freaks). 

Npc with kermit voice

Zombie pirate crew

emergency names:

ELVES:

Faethriel 

Mordriel

Rylera

Elorien

Wrestra

Giserra

Lorendior

Riveriel

Cirrostrus

Cumulora

Troperiel

Haladrin 

PIRATES:

Rapp Rallion

Stern.

Califer Crook

Bad Boris

Genevieve Gold

Callus von Carrion

Manic Stan

Boughlin

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[matt-manhattan]

Rediscovered Spiderman AUs - somebody sedate me.

[plasticfishies]

she ides on my march till i get stabbed 23 times

[hearteyes-wheeler]

[acollectionofas]

Extremely excellent, very very very autistic quote from Brennan Lee Mulligan:

"Curiosity is love for the world, and when you love something, you want to get to know it more. So when you share facts about crows or pterodactyls or whatever, what you are expressing is gratitude for the ability to exist in and come to understand the beauty of the world around you."

"When you tell someone that you don't like all the crow facts, you're...

"You're actually saying that you hate me. I am my crow facts."

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[matt-manhattan]

Happy Kingston Brown makes breakfast day to all who celebrate !

[sonofarathorns]

[sunsetbuddie]

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

[gamechangershow]

🚌Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - Dimension 20: On a Bus!

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

Watch the full episode here

[quiddie]

Hey friends!

Just wanted to thank everyone for being so lovely and supportive of D20: On a Bus!

It was a bit of a rocky shoot, but I’m really proud of the story we told! I’ve wanted to play with Jasmine, Brennan and Mark for SO LONG and it’s so lovely that I got to do so at Katie’s table. 💖

So here’s the thing: the first season (30 episodes! Can you believe it?!) is in the can, but speaking for myself I *know* the story of my character Bluey™️ and their friends getting from NoHo to LAX is far from over. And that’s where you come in:

If y’all help us prove to Sam that there’s audience excitement for the sequel, we can start filming TODAY.

So please like, share, repost, and tell your friends so we can get back ON A BUS!

[thepossumest-awesome]

[matt-manhattan]

Me & a good friend of mine have started referring to a pivotal (traumatic) era of our lives - experienced with a large number of people - as The War and it has made looking back on it much more interesting. Highly recommend !