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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 11

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onJun 29

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

sabertoothwalrus

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

sabertoothwalrus

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

ailithnight

sabertoothwalrus

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

thetalamhclisteach

Nothing happens.

Mesmer as Ivan the Terrible.

animentality

opossum-mypossum

tikkety-tok

“No that’s an oil tank I’m not interested” 😂

fieldbears

#Me when I see realistic plants in video games#BABE THEY DID YARROW COME LOOK#BABE THESE GRAPES ARE CORRECTLY TRELLISED ( @bonzicatgirl )

deathcomes4u

THIS IS WHY I MAKE REAL PLANTS IN THE GAME. FOR NERDS LIKE ME.

changelingsrule

Same energy:

thou-creature-of-the-deep

I can listen to somebody talk about their interests like this forever. Please please tell me what realistic plants you found in your game. please tell me about all the propane tanks you saw in your game.

unscharf-an-den-raendern

The cassette community’s reaction to the video game “Mixtape”

ladycreep-deactivated20201127

talkshows-deactivated20150818

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

basketghost

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

1dietcokeinacan

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

theradioghost

From the Reno Gazette-Journal, July 20, 1908.

MAN DIES AFTER EATING LIBRARY PASTE GOLDFIELD, Nev., July 20.–A post-mortem examination was performed by Dr. Turner, the county physician, on the remains of the unknown man who died near the automobile garage. As a result, the doctor has concluded that the man was nearly starved, and that he had eaten the contents of a glass jar of library paste. The digestive and respiratory organs showed a badly run-down condition. The identity of the man has not been determined beyond the fact of his having a letter addressed to the name of Ross.

For context, library paste was largely flour and water, but also contained toxic chemicals – not enough to hurt someone healthy, but deadly in large amounts for a homeless man on the edge of starvation. Mr. Ross, the man the letter was addressed to, apparently didn’t recognize him, and as far as I know there’s no information about the contents of the letter. I’ve seen people say this is a hoax because the headstone looks too new and nice but the historic cemetery in Goldfield is genuinely very well looked after and most of the older markers are in this red-on-white-paint style.

I am very much a person who believes in laughing at the absurdity of death. I think it’s also worth remembering that this is a man who died in genuinely terrible circumstances, in a place where no one would ever call him by name again.

🍷 Here’s to you, library paste man. We haven’t forgotten you.

voidsetup1

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

mephostophilis

are non brits aware of count binface.

mephostophilis

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.