[ironychan]

Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

[jaffacountingtribblesinthetardis]

OP I’m sorry but the last sentence painted SUCH a vivid picture in my mind I had to draw it immediately.

[gholateg]

I love how Stitch looks more like a stuffed animal then Hobbes does.

This is perfect.

[netflix]

Dead Boy Detectives Extra Time | Briana Cuoco, Ruth Connell, & Jenn Lyon

Bri, Ruth, and Jenn's tender, transcendental, terrifying interview with @overchers in totality. More questions, polls, and ghosts from the Dead Boy Detective Answer Time here.

[netflix]

Dead Boy Detectives Extra Sprite Time

Here's Caitlin Reilly and Max Jenkin's "full" interview with tumblr person @overchers. More questions, polls, and ghosts from the Dead Boy Detective Answer Time here.

[modern-politics111]

I Was 6 When My Father Decided We'd Sail Around The World. I Would Be Trapped On That Boat For Nearly A Decade.

"My parents’ narrative looked true — we seemed to be living a 'privileged' life. But the reality was very different."

[mini-wrants]

While Wavewalker represented freedom for my parents — they could pull up the anchor and sail away whenever they wanted — it was a prison for me.

I eventually realized that the only way I would ever escape Wavewalker was if I found a way to educate myself. I tried to convince my parents to let me go to school, and six years after setting sail, they finally agreed to allow me to enroll in an Australian correspondence school. I was 13 years old.

While it was clear to me that my only possible escape was through education, studying by correspondence on a boat was very difficult. By this time my father had turned our boat into a sort of “floating hotel” to pay for our endless voyage, and my parents wanted me to work rather than spending my days with my nose in my books.

There were also more practical issues. I had no postal address and I had no space in which to study apart from the one small table in our main cabin. Sometimes I would hide myself inside a sail at the front of the boat to study, knowing no one would come looking for me there. I had to fight my father for paper, which was an expensive commodity in the South Pacific. Whenever we reached a major port, I sent off the lessons I’d completed and asked the school to send them back to the post office at our next port of call, but if my father decided to change course, my lessons went astray.

I found the correspondence lessons very challenging, partially because I had missed a lot of education and because it was very difficult to learn remotely without being able to talk to a teacher. I knew, however, that I had no choice ― it was my only way out.

After three years of studying by correspondence while at sea, when I was 16 and my brother was 15, my parents decided to put my brother into a school in New Zealand. (As my father once explained it to me, my education was less important since I would never have to support a family.)

[sophiamcdougall]

I've read this book! It's great! Read it! You will hate and be completely baffled by her parents!

[mikkeneko]

Always keep in mind that just because a child's family is rich, does not mean the child is rich. Just because a child's family is privileged, does not mean the child is privileged.

[rylandsgrace]

The Princess Diaries (2001) // The Kelly Clarkson Show (2024)

[tylerposey]

SEAN TEALE Mother of the Bride (2024)

[angelfishofthelord]

[lady-disdain221b]

She has bewitched me, body and soul❤️

[danmangan]

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

[nudibutch]

slides im sharing w my family this week bc it pains me to see how they manage their passwords. and also easy steps they can take to protect their privacy (firefox mainly). if u have any questions let me know.

also. uBlock origin is better than adblock plus bc: it allows NO ADS (ABP will allow certain ads and let bigger companies thru - its "acceptable ads" program) + is more lightweight and easier on your computer's resources than ABP.

[nudibutch]

im seeing a pick up in rbs for this -- a new and pertinent addition is that chrome is planning to switch from manifest v2 to manifest v3 soon. this means ad blockers will no longer work in chrome.

switch to firefox if you want to preserve your ad blocking abilities and your data privacy!!

[morabbots]

a brief interruption, a slight malfunction i’d go back to wanting dudes who give nothing i thought we had no chance and that’s romance, let’s dance (x)

[gatoiberico]

Celestial flock 🪶

(print available on inprnt!)

[fukutomichi]

The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power / S1 / 2 Sep. 2022 - 14 Oct. 2022 Ismael Cruz Córdova as Arondir template by @thereigning-lorelai ♡

[louisthevamp]

Do you remember the first TV show or movie that scared you as a child?

[yenvengerberg]

HENRY CAVILL as SHERLOCK HOLMES Enola Holmes 2 (2022) dir. Harry Bradbeer

[rasputinaillyanna]

[shaperswar]

True bravery is to stand in the face of fear and doubt and march ever on. True bravery inspires others to fall in line behind you and defy their illusions.