Cosimo Galluzzi
Claire Keane
if i look back, i am lost
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One Nice Bug Per Day
NASA
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izzy's playlists!
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
The Stonewall Inn
occasionally subtle
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@mattiegann
Things Kids in My School Have ACTUALLY Said
“Wait, Titanic wasn’t just a movie?! That actually happened?!”
“We won the Revolutionary War?”
“A circle has sides, right?”
“Members of The Beatles? Um…Paul…Ringo…Elton John…”
“Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone? Seriously?”
“Who was the first president?”
“Is Greenland a thing?”
“What is a ‘Sealand’? Is it some water park?”
“JOHN CENA FRIDAY!”
People 15-17 years old said these things.
If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????
And the sobbing is what KILLS me
I gotta have this at my funeral…..I’m so excited to die now!
The family sick
gummy lamas
And the less talented brothers
i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip
Following professional art tutorials like…
i crACKED UP
He actually did the impossible… 😮
july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging
july 4th on tumblr:
The first line in this news story is so dramatic
voltron au where everything is the same but the theme song is the big time rush theme song
im truly very sorry
u know what i miss? all the bro posts
bro one *over the phone*: bro i miss those bro posts bro two: not as much as i miss your eyes bro bro one: bro
The unifying inquisition experience is heart palpitations as you book your lil lvl 2 ass past that level 456545 rift the devs put right where you lead the buffalo for some fuckin reason
im completely losing it over this gif
Somebody please reverse this gif I have a feeling it will be 100 times more funny in reverse. Please.
Here you go!
YES!!! YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!
also, i really want there to be more vampires and so on who, instead of speaking in a charming, cultured, but vaguely old-fashioned way because they are a 275-year-old consciousness in an undead, unaging 19-year-old body, talk in embarrassingly misapplied or outdated slang and pop culture references in a failed effort to blend in with their apparent peer group
…or who speak pretty normally most of the time, but lapse into saying stuff like “GOD’S WOUNDS, YOU CUR“ when they get upset enough
vampires who got turned 30 years ago and still say “radical”
vampires who just use WAY too much 90s slang. vampires who say “booyah” when they get too excited.
vampires who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and don’t even try to stop it anymore.
Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!
My eyes are bleeding
it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning
@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.
this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun
When You’re So Close, You Have Your Own Language 🙊 (W/ @welcome-to-the-joangle)
ME MORE THAN I CARE TO ADMIT
