sinker

what is gender / love travelling / broke college student / ptsd / linguistics

[haughtbreaker]

[multifandom-but]

You know, first I shipped Cloqwork. (Still kinda do, but that ship isn’t getting anywhere rn)

Then these two came into my life, and I was ready to sail this ship

BUT THEN

Out of NO WHERE

BOOM

[mythicalflyingturtle]

Soo, I vote we call this ship Lucky Omens

[quibble-squibble]

I know common theory for Qrow & Clover’s semblances is that they cancel each other out but I’d like to propose that there’s now large amounts of bad luck and good luck existing in the same proximity working in tandem.

Shenanigans ensue.

[emmaklee]

[earthdad]

this was an actual ad i got on facebook

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

Pringles????

[earthdad]

HARD LITTLE MOOSE???

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

[qxessence]

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

here’s what the Canadian flag would look like if you rplaced the maple leef with a stegosaurus

[sfthearts]

the maple what now

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Leef.

Leef from treee.

[rubusrosaceae]

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

[lesbianwisdom-deactivated202102]

This actually sounds hilarious

[yuna-sempai]

Omg pls ask

[fiddler-unroofed]

This might be the best ask meme yet.

[stardustlogan]

this gives off major deceit vibes let’s do this lads

[animatedtext]

[stonefemblues]

i love u carly rae jepsen but the lyric "who gave you eyes like that, said you could keep them" is an absolutely wild thing to say. are u gonna confiscate someone's eyeballs

[transplantarchive-deactivated20]

ur balls, hand em over 🔫

[transplantarchive-deactivated20]

i couldve phrased this better

[shittycryptids]

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

[percethecurse]

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

[langblrwhy]

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[thoughtsfromawallflower]

[cyelatm]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm