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[ankle-beez]

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

pride flag for girls who only smoke other people’s weed

[wreakit]

[griffys]

love too big for she goddamn heart

[michelleion]

my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine

[gothicprep]

[butchscientist]

liberal family members when a woman cuts her hair very short: I respect your decision but I can't lie, I think you look better with your hair longer. Is this just an experiment, do you think you'll grow your hair out after this? Again, I respect your decision, but I do think longer hair looks better than you. I think it is very important that, while I know I have no say in what you do with your hair, I need you to know that I think you look better with your hair long. Don't be offended, but it is of utmost importance that you understand that you look better to me when you have long hair.

[butchscientist]

I've seen several replies along the lines of "you're confusing liberals and conservatives", which I'm not. I specified liberal relatives because in my personal experience, conservatives are more likely to just straight up say "your short hair is ugly and you need to grow it out" while liberals will go "I am a good socially conscious person and therefore know I am not supposed to try to dictate other people's appearance, however I still need to make it very abundantly clear that I think your short hair is ugly in hopes that you'll get the hint and grow it out".

[llamagoddessofficial]

Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous

Google:

Me:

Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son

[gigglesister]

obviously not his fault that its happened on the day he came out but i really cant wait to see news outlets use elliot page coming out as trans as a way to avoid discussing that the uk high court has ruled in favor of preventing puberty blockers being prescribed to under 16s unless they can “prove” full understanding over it & allowing 17/18 year olds to be taken to court to “prove” understanding over it

[female-twink-deactivated2021032]

“We now face an era when a young person, their parent, their doctor and expert clinicians all support treatment - but a judge with no grounding in the field can overrule them. NO OTHER young people will face this barrier to healthcare, only trans youth.”

[ankle-beez]

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

[iheartgrandma]

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

[chongoblog]

Me, looking at a cat: Your just a fuckign cat

[hbmmaster]

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[curioscurio]

I feel like I've memorized kermit the frog well enough at this point to sculpt him without looking at the clay. Wish me luck.

[curioscurio]

scrumptious

[curioscurio]

I have decided to submerge clay Kermit in vinegar so that will become ripe in the pickling process

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

OH! oh it’s vinegar! okay

[knownaphobe]

full offense but it is unbelievably ridiculous to act as if micro-identity labels are coherent in society and act as if people have been historically oppressed because of those labels, not to mention that hardly any of them are functional at all and are way too specific/intimate for comfort like your sexuality should not include that you’re a bottom and only feel attraction on the seventh day of august

[starbots]

10 times out of 10 the “aphobia” you’re experiencing is actually misdirected homophobia, misogyny, and/or rape culture. there’s no such thing as aphobia.

[lavandin-bi]

Why tf are 14 year olds identifying as asexual???

👏🏻 Y’all 👏🏻 ain’t 👏🏻fuckin👏🏻 anyway 👏🏻

[napcourse]

hot take of the century: “kissing in public is aphobic”