Getting the 2 AM “Deep” Text
I just got the most random idea, decided to act on it. Three out of four texts are from @just-shower-thoughts .
Tagging: @alicemoonwonderland @ponkita @neko-otaku13 @for-lack-of-a-better-world @kerrtrash (Please tell me if you want to be tagged, I’m just kinda tagging people at will)
Is not awake for it, will respond later in the morning
Agrees that he wonders the same thing as you: Is the guy who types the credits in the credits?
Will get into a small discussion with you about it
Will probably call you at a later date/time to talk about it more, after having asked the same question of several others and collecting data
Is awake for it, replies instantly
His only reply to your text, “Shampoo and body wash are the same thing for dogs” is a “dude,” all lowercase and one comma at the end
Will ask you why you’re awake before moving to discuss the text.
You two end up getting into a rather deep discussion about dogs and their self-awareness, and how much they really understand and comprehend. It’s 4 AM now.
Is not awake for it, will respond at 5:30 AM
Is not fazed at all by your text: A birth certificate is just a receipt for a child. Will send a “yeah” in response
Asks you face-to-face or over the phone what you were doing up so late and why that crossed your mind
When he realizes that you only barely remember even sending the text he’ll laugh a little, call you some pet name and tell you to get more sleep
Awake for it, though not willingly (paperwork is a bitch). Replies after exactly five minutes
When he reads your text, “What if the plural form of boy was spelled boies,” he is confused and slightly worried
Asks if you’re okay, if given a positive answer he’ll tell you to go to sleep. If given a negative answer he’ll call you to see what’s wrong.
The question pops up in his head at random intervals, normally when he’s either not had enough coffee or entirely too much coffee
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