the ballad of me and my brain

Matt Philips Twenty-Nine | Cop Hey, I'm Matt. I'm prior military, currently working as a cop in the CPD. Born and raised in Nashville.

[nina-chambers-blog]

Right? It’s really not fair, but if I have to suffer then so do you.

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That’s not right. I thought you were supposed to be the nice sister?

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text ✉ matt & nora

NORA: Anything and everything.

MATT: My type of girl.

[nina-chambers-blog]

Things I’ve realized today: that I have no self-restraint. Or maybe it’s just that the rumor about cops and their donuts is actually true. Either way, it’s going to take a long spin class to burn all these calories.

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Don’t talk about donuts you’re making me want some and I can’t afford another cheat day.

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text ✉ matt & nora

NORA: My type of guy.

MATT: What's your drink of choice?

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text ✉ matt & nora

NORA: Alcohol, sex, or both, if we're being honest.

MATT: I can definitely handle both.

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text ✉ matt & nora

NORA: And here I was, waiting by the phone.

NORA: Just kidding. Though I think you need to make it up to me for waiting so long.

MATT: And how do you suppose I go about doing that?

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text ✉ matt & nora

MATT: Hey, it's Matt.

MATT: Sorry I took so long to text you. Work has been pretty crazy lately.

[aidencross]

Not at all.

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I can see why you wouldn’t like us. Not many people do anyway.

[aidencross]

I respect that. Although, I’m guessing by your conversations with Arya about me that your in some sort of law enforcement.

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Yeah, I’m a cop. I know you don’t have the best track record with us.

[zachhawkedown]

If you ever wanna chill, hit me up, man. Is that not allowed or something?

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I’ll definitely make sure I do. I should have some free time coming up soon. Nope, fraternizing is against the rules. 

[norabakerr]

Here’s my number. Make sure you use it.

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I’ll definitely be doing that soon.

[aryachambers]

There aren’t any others. I just wanted to clarify.

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Um, okay then.

[norabakerr]

You could show me how you like to use those handcuffs of yours.

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I think I like that idea a lot better.

[zachhawkedown]

Yeah, mine either. I’m more of the chill at home type of guy. No? You might wanna double check that so there aren’t any crossed wires.

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Looks like we’ve got that in common. I’m pretty sure it isn’t. We work together, man.

[aryachambers]

The page where being friends is nice, right?

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Yeah, of course. What other page is there?

[norabakerr]

You know, there might be something else on my mind.

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And what would that be?

[zachhawkedown]

You gotta do something wild and crazy to remind yourself how young you still are. Sounds like it’s starting to change.

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Wild and crazy isn’t really my forte. Well, I mean, it’s like it’s a date or anything. At least I don’t think it is.