Ilya lifting Shane Heated Rivalry
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Ilya lifting Shane Heated Rivalry
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worth the wait forehead kiss / i love you so much double forehead kiss
dare is a shark in de vater
-ilya rozanov, heated rivalry
Heated Rivalry Week 2026 | Day 1: Favorite Episode | Episode 4 + text posts
itâs their first season playing together and a video goes around of ilya calling shane sweetheart on the ice. it sparks a dumb controversy where people are calling them unprofessional and speculating that their teammates are uncomfortable having a couple on the team.
cut to their next game where the centaurs have assigned each of their players their own unhinged pet name. bood is big daddy. hayes: snookums. troy is doll face. luca is obviously baby boy.
when asked about it in a press conference, coach weibe is just like, "every player in hockey gets a nickname or two. the centaurs are just a little more creative than most teams. why, is it making people uncomfortable?"
What Ilya says: Hollander.
What Ilya means: #loml #sweetheart #autistic angel #hockey god #hottest man alive #literal sunshine #endearing little bilingual shit #my future husband
his đ¤ little face (pt 2: ep5)
The way he went from "Holy shit" I just hooked up with a man to "Holy shit" this man loves me.
God I love these little details.
I like to think the Tunameltdown chirping never ends. Theyâre in their 50s and Shane innocently asks Ilya if he wants a tuna melt for lunch and Ilya goes, âYes, but let me hide your running shoes first.â Shane just throws a fork at him.
"Yeah I'm probably autistic but I'm also a closeted gay non-white hockey player fucking my archrival on the downlow so honestly I'm gonna pick a struggle at this point"
And then the struggle he picks is his fashion sense.
In case anyone is having a bad night
(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)
Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the oceanÂ
Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe
Here is a website where you can press a âmake everything okayâ button, over and over, until things really are okay
Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden
Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)
Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)
Here and here are websites where you can play with sand
Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods
Here is a website where you can paint someoneâs nails
Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis
Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed âthe nicest place on the internetâ because it really is, yâall, it made me cry)
Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites
Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)
Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3
Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm
Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests
Here is a website of calm rain noise
Take a breath. Itâs going to be okay, I promise.
fall in love again and again...
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âIlya couldnât believe what he had been reduced to. He was...infatuated. It was disgusting. But it was hard to care when Shane was lying on top of him (âŚ) His bangs hanging down to brush Ilyaâs nose. His dark eyes, and his freckles, and his smile. Shane looked so happy. Somehow, Ilya made him happy. Ilya wanted to always make him happy.â
Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid, Chapter 23 (2019) | 1x06: The Cottage (2025)
I desperately need more fics that focus on people's surprise that Shane Hollander, Mr. Polite Canadian with his Media Perfect Smile and Practiced Bland Answers and Good Sportsmanship and Sweetheart "Let's Go!" Cheer when he beat Scott and Ilya's time at All-Stars, to realize that the real Shane's vocabulary is literally 30% the word "fuck". "Fuck you", "fuck off", "you fucking moron", "I fucking hate you", "this fucking guy", "go fuck yourself", "are you fucking kidding me", "I will fucking kill you, motherfucker", "fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" are all things he will say within 45 minutes of showing up to practice. I need more fics of everyone being a little shellshocked about just how much Shane Hollander swears and meanwhile Ilya is just laughing in the background because he told people Shane swore like a sailor and nobody believed him until now.