Spaceballs: The Blog

THE ONE AND ONLY BARFOLOMEW YUMESHIPPER!!! She/her/hers 22✨️ DOUBLES DNI

[mawgieluvr]

HELLO TUMBLR

I am alive. My phone broke. But I got it fixed. I'm gonna try and post over the next few days here.

Barf says hi.

[pagliaccis-clown]

has this happened to anyone

[differentsublimephantom]

@mawgieluvr THIS WAS YOU AND ME AB SPACEBALLS

[mawgieluvr]

GIGGLING YOU'RE SO RIGHT

[just-a-s1lly-s3lfsh1pp3r]

Selfship imagine!! ᥫ᭡

Imagine you walk into your f/os room and catch them dancing like an idiot. Do you join them or what?? 👀

PROSHIP AND DOUBLES DNI!! (Please)

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[mawgieluvr]

Absolutely!! Barf loves doing his silly lil dances and I'm always happy to join in!

[mawgieluvr]

Laying in bed, cuddling Barf, then looking over to see Lone Starr and Vespa cuddling in the spare bed in our room. There's so much love in this room it's incredible.

[mawgieluvr]

THE EAGLE 5 HAS LANDED!! Barf nearly knocked Lone Starr over he was so happy to see him. And right on time too. Spaceballs returns to theaters tonight so we're all gonna go see it together. Barf was so excited to introduce me to everyone and so far we've gotten along great. I get the feeling this is gonna be the start of a gooood friendship.

[mawgieluvr]

RIP Dark Helmet you would have loved My Little Pony

[mawgieluvr]

Hello to the like three people who follow my blog.

I wanna start branching out a little and make this a general Spaceballs blog where I post scenarios (self indulgent and not), news about what's happening in the fandom, and try to bring a dead fandom back to life a little and bring together the handful of Spaceballs fans here on Tumblr.

I'm still gonna be posting selfship stuff and Barf is still my boyfriend! But I want this to be something fun for more people than just me. That's why my last post opened the door to bring in Lone Starr, Princess Vespa, and Dot Matrix and have them go on adventures with us too!

I have some OC x canon stuff I wanna write about and post too! Mainly with Dark Helmet and a character I've been meaning to bring back for a while.

I wanna do character asks too!! Ask the characters of Spaceballs questions and they'll answer! Who knows? Maybe they'll start posting on their own here.

All we ask is that the questions are kept SFW.

I hope this reaches more folks in the fandom and we can be friends! And remember...

May the Schwartz be with you!!

[mawgieluvr]

WE HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH LONE STARR I REPEAT WE HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH LONE STARR MORE DETAILS TO COME LATER

[differentsublimephantom]

HOLY SHIT CONGRATS TO B !! THATS SO EXCITED!! What have the boys been talking about?

[mawgieluvr]

Update: Lone Starr is in an area of the galaxy with spotty communication signals BUT he's close enough to Earth that he's gonna come visit us for a while. Vespa and Dot are with him so we're gonna have a big reunion of the gang! We're gonna show them around Earth and hang out and we're all really looking forward to it. Little nervous to meet my bf's best friends but I'm super excited!!

[mawgieluvr]

WE HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH LONE STARR I REPEAT WE HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH LONE STARR MORE DETAILS TO COME LATER

[mawgieluvr]

Barf hates vacuum cleaners and will bark at them. Which is a cute concept until you turn on the vacuum and a 6'4, 260+ pound dog man runs down the stairs towards you at ludicrous speed screaming and looking like he's about to kill.

[mawgieluvr]

Barf asked me what autism was and what traits autistic people can have and as I was describing it the gears clicked in both of our heads and we just stared at each other like this:

[mawgieluvr]

I swear I made a crap ton of Spaceballs incorrect quotes- I need to find and post them 😅😅

YES PLEASE I WANNA SEE EM

[soft-and-silly-imagines]

Imagine standing at a soda fountain with your f/o, and they proceed to make the most unholy drink imaginable. D:

[mawgieluvr]

I took Barf to McDonald's yesterday and he filled a large cup with every drink, including TEA AND LEMONADE, and then chugged it down like he had been wandering through the desert without water for a week straight and insisted it was the best drink ever.

[mawgieluvr]

As much as I'd love for our relationship to be perfect and nothing ever goes wrong, that just isn't realistic. I've been having a pretty bad depressive episode today and I ended up snapping at Barf and upsetting him. He was just trying to be helpful and I let my frustration get the better of me.

But even though I hurt his feelings (I'm pretty sure he went into the bathroom and cried for a bit), he still came back and asked if cuddling would help at all. Even though I yelled at him, he came back to make sure I was doing okay and is now snuggling me and rubbing my back. I apologized so many times already for upsetting him and he forgives me, but I still feel guilty for yelling at him in the first place.

I love him. I know I don't deserve someone as sweet and loving and understanding as him, but he's staying beside me and that means more to me than he'll ever know.

[differentsublimephantom]

@mawgieluvr I FOUND MY OLD GOOGLE DOC OF THESE MWUAHAHA

Spaceballs: the incorrect quotes (Heros addition, I might make a villains one)

Dot : Is this your plan B? 

Vespa: Technically, this is plan P. 

Dot : Plan P? Is there a plan M? 

Vespa: Yes, but I marry Lone Starr in plan M. 

Lone Starr: I like plan M.

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Vespa: I am going to need you to swear- 

Lone Starr: Fuck. 

Vespa: 

Vespa: ...swear as in promise.

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Lone Starr: God is no longer with us, I’ll take over.

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Prince Valium : It’s too early in the morning for this. 

*sent at 11:57 AM*

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Barf: Vespa you can’t move in with Lone Starr. 

Vespa: Why not? 

Barf: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup? 

Vespa: I’m not wearing makeup right now. 

Barf: Holy crap, you’re beautiful.

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Vespa: I just ended a five year relationship. 

Lone Starr: Oh no, are you okay? 

Vespa: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

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Lone Starr: *sees someone doing something stupid* 

Lone Starr: What an idiot. 

Lone Starr: *realizes it's Barf* 

Lone Starr: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Vespa: What are your three best qualities? 

Lone Starr: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

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Lone Starr: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet! 

Dot: No, please don't! I have a family to feed! 

Lone Starr: 

Lone Starr: What? 

Dot: I need to feed my Neopets!

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Barf: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Lone Starr way. 

Vespa: Isn't that the wrong way? 

Barf: Yes, but it's faster.

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[vergils-beloved]

walking into the kitchen to find your f/o spraying whipped cream from the can straight into their mouth

[mawgieluvr]

I've caught Barf doing this four times now. He's so stupid I love him so much

[differentsublimephantom]

@mawgieluvr thought of this bs:

Barf: why is Vespa sitting on the counter?

Lone Starr: she likes to feel tall :)

[mawgieluvr]

I'M PICTURING HIM WALKING INTO THE ROOM AND LOOKING AT HER LIKE THAT ONE IMAGE OF JACK SPARROW