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Welcome to my little save haven on the internet!

[differentsublimephantom]

HOLY SHIT A REAL INTRO POST?!1!??

Welcome to the Phantom Zone!

After two whole years of being on this hellsite I finally decided to make an into post so here we go!

You can call me Phantom! I am a minor behind the screen so please don’t be weird!

She/her, super duper multifandom, sometimes a mediocre fanfic writer and fan artist.

My ao3: Phantom_OfTh3Arch1ve

Stuff and things under the cut, please read! <3

My side blogs/askblogs, sorted from least weird to weirdest: (please go flood their inboxes lmao) ((also sorry some of the links don’t wanna work))

@oscar-thegrouch (Sesame Street blog)

@totally-normal-guy-tm (TGWDLM AU blog)

@ask-scribblecop-tlm (LEGO Movie blog)

@ask-balthazar-tlm (LEGO Movie 2 blog)

@ask-slimer-theghost (ghostbusters)

@ask-gozer (ghostbusters)

@ask-the-library-ghost (still ghostbusters)

@dr-peter-venkman (you guessed it- ghostbusters)

@ask-oscar-barret-gb (god I have a lot of these, ghostbusters)

@melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe (self explanatory)

@dr-janosz-poha (the last ghostbusters blog I have, whew!)

@ask-us-outpost-31 (John Carpenter’s The Thing 1982 blog)

@ask-theventriloquist-andscarface (BTAS blog)

@ask-the-universal-monsters (self explanatory!)

@ask-wolf-jackson-acu (Beetlejuice Beetlejuice blog)

@ask-the-hm-groundskeeper (Disney’s Haunted Mansion blog)

@ask-toe-hhbf (Happy’s Humble Burger Farm blog)

@ask-gremlins-the-new-batch (Gremlins/Gremlins 2 blog)

@spaceballstheaskblog1 (Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs blog) ((fun fact, this was my first ask blog! <3))

DNI list: basically just don’t be an asshole, mean to my other mutuals, or bigoted (racism, homophobia, sexism, ableism, and nazis or any other group who doesn’t support basic human rights can get off this blog!)

My important frequently used tags to make things easier:

#phantom rambles (just me ranting ab stuff)

#phantoms fanfics (self explanatory)

#phantoms fanart (also self explanatory)

#phantoms fandoms (multi fandom mentions)

That’s all! Thanks for reading!!! 💜🖤🧡🖤💜

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[halondrus]

[milliebugydementia]

[beadyeyes]

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[little-hag]

🌈🌈

[maxxie-or-smth]

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

[damazcuz]

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

[4digitan]

finished cuddle pile

[cinekanthony]

the rabbit hole of doing extensive research for HOURS for one minor detail of a story that will only appear in one paragraph and probably it’s not that deep but YOU want to be accurate.

[clownjuicebox]

"I asked chatgpt" okay well I asked Tumblr and- wait, one second- there's some new yaoi lore in the space fandom or something- oh my god is that Markiplier?

[trexiva]

"I asked chatgpt" yeah well I asked ryland grace. And he's. Actually kinda busy rn- I think he's making out with Markiplier.... But then I asked Rocky and he thinks you're lame as hell for not using your own noggin!

[targetedknowledge]

[ammnontet]

the killer

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[mgmt2]

happens

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.