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he/him irl homelander unemployed until my vape dies

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Invisimech elementary school AU, but lil visi does believe in “he teases you because he likes you”, so she just starts fighting with Robert all the time

At first everyone thought it was cute, but then they got so fed up with ts so now they’re just keeping them on opposite sides of the class (it doesn't help)

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some z-team addiction headcanons because I can

tw: obviously any sort of addiction, nsfw, pills, ciggs etc.

Invisigal

We already know that she is a smoker, but I want to add some additional details n thoughts, like she definitely has a burned-ass vape that is begging for mercy (okay now I'm projecting my problems onto her). And I'm sure that as a teenager and in her early 20s she was using some pharma-drugs to feel euphoria, like an enormous amount of pregabalin or just anything that could make her feelings go numb (it only made things worse)

HM: def tried weed, can't smoke cigarettes without some ass berry flavor, was taking too much ADHD meds n got tolerance to them in a normal dosage xd

P.S: my bbgirl needs therapy

Robert

Well, I choose the ciggs option when we got flashbacks with younger Chase, so…

But seriously I think he would occasionally smoke, especially during the most stressful situations (his whole life is a bunch of stress but u get me). Drinking? Same thing. But I do see him in a situation when he would be drinking non-stop for some days just to cope.

P.S: He smokes either the most boring crap in the world (the cheapest, of course) or treats cigarettes as a luxury item and buys something tasty and expensive

Waterboy

He smokes Marlboro Red and still hides from his grandmother because she would be sad ;(

Sonar

Dude is never sober

Fair enough, I'd do the same thing if I were a fucking bat.

Malevola

Porn.

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i really do not care what people say -

flambae can be as abrasive, childish, and seductive as he can get, and people would still stay he would've been a better romance option than visi. people are still so used to romanticising aggressive men that they'd rather toxic yaoi slop over a woman who allows herself to be angry.

you can NEVER convince me that people wouldn't be screaming if flambae told robert about his wet dream. you can't convince me that people wouldn't be giggling, twirling their hair, kicking their feet if flambae kissed robert the same way visi did. and i can be certain that people would see flambae as heroic, brave, taking initiative if he were the one to try and get the pulse back.

you will say visi is pushing 30 but ignore how flambae is pushing 40. you will say visi's sex jokes are immature but flambae publicly humiliating robert, saying he has a broken dick is funny. you will say that none of visi's attacks were justified but flambae attempting murder is???

which I have to say that it ISN'T because robert was doing his job as mecha man. awww did fwambae find out that wobert was the man that twied to stop him fwom burning down a buiwding and hurting innocent civilians? so it's okay that he attempted to murder him uwu? 🥺🥺 boo fucking hoo that flambae lost his fingers i dont give a fuck.

and there have been so many people who say visi needs to be coddled but I've seen MORE people babying waterboy, flambae, phenomaman and robert.

and yes, i can already smell the potential "but at least flambae—" "well, flambae is actually—" blah blah fucking blah comments like thanks for proving my point

-and I'll take this all to my grave

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I find it really funny how people take a game so seriously, even though everything is exaggerated for the sake of an interesting plot. Like yeah your babygirl Robert in his 30s for sure got ptsd from this weird freak ahhhh ms harassment angry old emo girl with asthma and ofc baby flambea is so romantic for trying to burn the shi out of his submissive bf…

Have u people forgot that z-team is a bunch of ex-criminals?

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I never said I justified her actions. I said that treating characters like children who can't defend themselves is ridiculous.

But if you take the entire game and all the interactions into account, it's certainly fucked up, especially if you don't feel any romantic interest in her.

I'm a guy, and there was a moment in my life when a girl I didn't like tried to kiss me/kissed me and behaved inappropriately, so I’m not defending a SA from a woman.

To form any real opinion now, I probably need to replay the game again, because during the first playthrough, I didn't really notice Robert being against it at all. But I chose her as a potential lover, so maybe that explains it all (except for the first scene with Robert, BB and Visi)

[spidernuggets]

i really do not care what people say -

flambae can be as abrasive, childish, and seductive as he can get, and people would still stay he would've been a better romance option than visi. people are still so used to romanticising aggressive men that they'd rather toxic yaoi slop over a woman who allows herself to be angry.

you can NEVER convince me that people wouldn't be screaming if flambae told robert about his wet dream. you can't convince me that people wouldn't be giggling, twirling their hair, kicking their feet if flambae kissed robert the same way visi did. and i can be certain that people would see flambae as heroic, brave, taking initiative if he were the one to try and get the pulse back.

you will say visi is pushing 30 but ignore how flambae is pushing 40. you will say visi's sex jokes are immature but flambae publicly humiliating robert, saying he has a broken dick is funny. you will say that none of visi's attacks were justified but flambae attempting murder is???

which I have to say that it ISN'T because robert was doing his job as mecha man. awww did fwambae find out that wobert was the man that twied to stop him fwom burning down a buiwding and hurting innocent civilians? so it's okay that he attempted to murder him uwu? 🥺🥺 boo fucking hoo that flambae lost his fingers i dont give a fuck.

and there have been so many people who say visi needs to be coddled but I've seen MORE people babying waterboy, flambae, phenomaman and robert.

and yes, i can already smell the potential "but at least flambae—" "well, flambae is actually—" blah blah fucking blah comments like thanks for proving my point

-and I'll take this all to my grave

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I find it really funny how people take a game so seriously, even though everything is exaggerated for the sake of an interesting plot. Like yeah your babygirl Robert in his 30s for sure got ptsd from this weird freak ahhhh ms harassment angry old emo girl with asthma and ofc baby flambea is so romantic for trying to burn the shi out of his submissive bf…

Have u people forgot that z-team is a bunch of ex-criminals?

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not-so-hot take but I’m like 90% sure if Invisigal were a man nobody would care about these SA moments and would just be happily eating their “toxic yaoi” dinner while directing twice as much hate at the blonde blazer

“something remains unchangeable: ppl fucking hate women”

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Robert got a chick pregnant and he needed advice. That was not a great idea.

Prism: no shit man…wait, wait wha-

Chase: fuckin’ ass, kid

BB: omg, congrats! do u know the gender already?

Prism: bae calm down he is fucking with us for sure

Waterboy: o-oh…baby? your..gf is pregnant? cong…congrat…I’m…happy!

Malevola: Wait, human females get pregnant? Not males? Wtf

Phenomaman: Offspring is a wonderful opportunity to continue your legacy.

Coupé: let that bitch have an abortion we ain’t having another Robert

Sonar: guys stfu

Robert: Jesus, just listen to me!

Flambae: fuck I bet like a thousand that you’re neutered

Robert: ..excuse me?

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So, search history

Robert.

First of all: don’t even fight me, he got Linux on his PC

Second of all: incognito mode 4ever

Third of all: I think he uses the darknet just to sit on some kind of social media sites (copy past of real ones) and argue with people, who promise to dox him. And he probably periodically tries to take down “questionable” sites.

He gives off Reddit vibes sometimes, and I had this silly thought that he and Invisigal could argue there without even knowing who they were talking to. Admins ended up banning Invisigal from the subreddit after she called him a “fucking beta male leftie”

(They still don't realize it and that's even funnier.)

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tw porn idk

I'd like to think that Phenomaman doesn't know how to clear his search history and was banned from using any office computers after his “searches” were discovered.

(Dude can’t handle this breakup for sure)

And it’s probably been really obvious, cause the first thing this man googled was “alien penises” or smt

“alien porn”

“do women like alien penises?”

“where to find therapist”

“where to find therapist in LA”

“money”

“how to cancel your subscription ”

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Talking about search history n shi, I don’t think Invisigal was joking, but I do think like a good half of her searching contains some weird porn ( and casino sites that take you away from there ). The rest of the sites were filled with something random, like asking the meaning of “smart” words, Wordle ( I bet she never guessed it right), takeouts, and of course she would google her name just in case of some good news.

But I like to think she's just anxiously cleaning everything up because she's paranoid that someone will see her venting on Reddit or smt.

HM: never ask invisigal about r/BPDlovedones

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tw porn idk

I'd like to think that Phenomaman doesn't know how to clear his search history and was banned from using any office computers after his “searches” were discovered.

(Dude can’t handle this breakup for sure)

And it’s probably been really obvious, cause the first thing this man googled was “alien penises” or smt

“alien porn”

“do women like alien penises?”

“where to find therapist”

“where to find therapist in LA”

“money”

“how to cancel your subscription ”