birds eye view

atticus + can i pet your dog

[mawthful-blog]

hexorcise replied to your post: hexorcise replied to your post: ...

get well soon. :~/

thank you 😔

[mawthful-blog]

they call my pomeranian mrs lovett because she has committed Several low profile murders. that is the stupid cute face of a cruel and cold blooded killer 

[mawthful-blog]

hexorcise replied to your post: they call me atticus “BIG MONEY” florentine 

oh so are you single?

yes and its terminal 

[mawthful-blog]

they call me atticus “BIG MONEY” florentine 

[catscharm]

[hexorcise]

RAT WORLD! RAT WORLD! RAT WORLD! RAT WORLD! RAT WORLD! RAT WORLD! RAT WORLD! RAT WORLD!

[rankpeach]

ur local it girl frum beyond the grave  babey

[rankpeach]

TOO CUTE to roast too fried to bake

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[brownheadedcowbird]

fuck “live action” remakes of disney movies, can we get remakes of barbie movies where absolutely nothing is changed except the animation is good

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

and also the main characters get to be gay instead of having a cardboard love interest lumped on them

[micaxiii]

just say The Princess and The Pauper

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

teens gathering at the lake edge acting casual pretending to not be shoplifting water. we can see your buckets

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Can’t talk rn dude, yearning.

[saintsoup]

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cat-n-tonic]

can you OD on vitamin D

[jimkirksfatass]

that’s how icarus died

[anais-ninja-bitch]

noooo, don’t be mortified by the ordeal of being known…you’re so loveable lol

[830y]

one moment of clarity once a week for ten minutes