Malor

My only marketable skills are watching tv and daytime drinking.

[catchymemes]

[silver-tongues-blog]

this is better than the entirety of the deathnote anime

[plantsandpeanutbutter-deactivat]

My favorite Animal Crossing memes, a collection:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

him: *chokes me*

me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

[toytowns]

this is why tumblr is worth pennies now

[visual-infinity]

[broriarty]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

[fishadee]

When you’re around your friends and they talk about “““weird kinks”””  and you gotta play super cool.

[llittle-lluna-deactivated202012]

I’m still laughing about this tbh

[kukomitzu]

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[thanos-jeep]

The girl from vine walked so euphoria could run

[spooksandwheezes]

this bitch said “,okay,”

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[masseffectdoctor]

These two images possess equal, yet opposing energies.

[sunbursts-and-marblehalls]

x

[meanplastic]

this iconic, legendary woman just taught me how to fill a bucket with ice water. I’ll never get over it

[plutonian-grade-deactivated2019]

[healtheweak]

just a sword

[arcticlee]

I have never laughed harder