Dancing King

Max Clarington, cheerleader by day but Netflix worker at night.

[maxclarington]

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Sean: That's just silly puggles can't clone themselves because if they could I'd get a hundred of them just so I can have a hundred more. I'd adopt you if you were a puggle - oh wait, maybe not, you'd be a bad puggle, you'd probably rip everything up.

Sean: What are you talking about? I don't get a smug look. Besides I think that'd feel good if I could control how much of a sting it gives. Like if I could make it just give a little tickle I bet it'd feel great for you.

Max: in the future they might be able to! Don't doubt future technology!

Max: That's such a lie, Sean. I'm not ticklish at all so it wouldn't work :).

Max: When are we going to hang out?

[lottie-lopez]

Come one, come all, my lips are glossed and I'm ready

[lottie-lopez]

  I’m hoping to build up an immunity. 

[maxclarington]

Don't you have to catch it to become immune? Pretty sure that's a mono-sentence. You'd be a mono zombie.

[maxclarington]

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Sean: I wouldn't be the only jellyfish, everyone would be part jellyfish. Besides you'd only need the cells of a jelly fish if you need an extra organ.

Sean: Are you saying my dick would be a stinger?

Max: I'd rather be an adorable puggle than part jellyfish!

Max: I'm not answering this question because you'll start doing that cute but annoying smug on your face from your jokes.

[gio-panicucci]

  You won’t get one though.

[maxclarington]

Hey, you do know that I can take you to court for bad business. These better be good and I better get a refund if I'm not satisfied!

[maxclarington]

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Sean: Why the heck not?

Max: I can't hang out with a jellyfish. I've seen what you all have done in Finding Nemo.

Max: You would literally sting me if we ever have sex again.

[maxclarington]

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Sean: Did you know that jellyfish can clone themselves? I mean, I'm just saying but why aren't we looking into using jellyfish cells to clone and shit. I mean, who knows, maybe I've just discovered how to recreate organs or something. I should be given a science award for my brilliance.

Max: We can't hang out anymore.

[gio-panicucci]

A nice relaxing shift at the bake sale table will hopefully make me feel better about everything. Doesn’t hurt that my booth partner seems cool.

[maxclarington]

These baked goods better be good or I'm asking for a refund.

[lottie-lopez]

Come one, come all, my lips are glossed and I'm ready

I’ll kiss anyone and everyone, for the right price. The Kissing both will be the place to be. 

[maxclarington]

You know that you could easily get mono doing this, right?

[lottie-lopez]

Totally dominated Caleb

There are no safe zombies when Lottie Lopez is around. 

[maxclarington]

I just want you to know that if I hadn't read the rest of your post I would have thought you were doing some freaky shit.

[blairxporter]

I just found three boxes of my stuff that never got unpacked

[blairxporter]

I’m sure you did. Other than the sweats that I stole I have shirts and stuff of yours. 

[maxclarington]

You can have those, it's completely alright. Do you know how many pairs of sweats I own? Sides, I've stolen stuff from someone so I think I can allow some people to have mine. Wash it for me because you love me.

[blairxporter]

I just found three boxes of my stuff that never got unpacked

The joys of not having done laundry in forever, while digging in the back of my closet for pants, I found the boxes. 

[maxclarington]

I'm pretty sure I've left some of my clothing at your house, speaking of clothes.

[maxclarington]

[text]: Come with me then we can go play with puppies.

[text] I come whenever you're involved, Sean. :P But I will

[maxclarington]

[text]: I don't need to talk I was being an idiot. I'm over it now, I just needed to blow off steam. I got all the anger out and now I don't care about Drew anymore. I think I'm going to get a dog to reward myself. It's not a joke, check the news.

[text] Oh...alright. That's good, he was being a douchebag and you didn't deserve that. Don't be mad, being happy and hot is sexier on you. Omg...I want to go.

[maxclarington]

[text]: I was being dumb again but I'm over it now I'm going on a cleanse I'm not going to drink for awhile or else I'm going to murder my liver. You don't know that. I may have drunkenly broken into a store last night and robbed it.

[text] Stop getting drunk all the time. Hang out with friends or something so you aren't tempted to drink. And if you need to talk, I'm all ears. You broke into a store? HAHAHA. that's a good joke

[maxclarington]

[text]: My drunk text messages.

[text] Why were you even getting drunk? And seriously, it's alright. no harm , no foul. 

[maxclarington]

[text]: I'm sorry.

[text] Why x]?

[maxclarington]

[text from last night]: i can't stop thinking about your stpuid tcue face

[text] :I can't stop thinking about you either but I can't tell what you're on right now.