mouth full of lies

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[maxi-mutt]

follow my new tumblr @kirbby-os

[maxi-mutt]

yes this means all of my different blogs are going this is my main blog sicinsjciv

[maxi-mutt]

hi and bye

deactivating

[tamagotch1s]

boys in oversize sweaters rb if u agree

[maxi-mutt]

listen all i wanna do is eat my ritz and relax im not the best person ok just unfollow me if you want

[bishego-archive]

if you read this you’re cute no take backs

[unworldlycreature]

@geo-has-luck

[julian-is-a-gay-witch]

@apparentlynotthatone

[raygelkitty]

@sandersfanders

[sandersfanders-abandoned]

Pff thanks but i really amnt lol

[prettymuchpugs]

NO TAKE BACKS. YOU’RE CUTE.

[sandersfanders-abandoned]

Nuh-uh!

[thomasfandersunite]

@sandersfanders WHAT DID I TELL YOU?????

[sandersfanders-abandoned]

Tbh i forgot sorry!

[bee-haw]

well then (: @louisthewarlock @emily-klaine

[louisthewarlock]

heccin r00d @not-so-innocent-bi-sander @didsomeonesayprince @sarcastic-florist @iambrontosaurus @owocitys @ryan-smiles-bright 

[drakes-hoard]

@ghostilda @leesacrakon @kickthecel @ilovemygaydad @fandomsandanythingelse @morticiaaddams1 @amazable01

[astrophelos]

@virgilanxiety @roman-ciful @royallyanxious @rosetherandomreposter @pastel-patton123 @sandersfanders @seas-space-and-stardust @fandomsandanythingelse @chara-sanders @broadwaytheanimatedseries @milomeepit @theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly @lacrimosathedark @i-am-avacado @very-anxious-hufflepuff

Nobody tagged me so I’m safe but you lot are out of luck

[enderismss]

@author-trash (sorry what was that) @firefox2215 @ihavenomuffins @ihavenosoul12 @thats-kat-with-a-k @i-want-to-die-1011 @magicmapleleaf @twigszz1 @hufflepufflee @sanders-trash-4ever @thelogicalloganipus @ainsleyf @im-in-love-with-a-hufflepuff @theprotectedpuff @british-doodeler <3

[the-v-gees]

Hmm? Me??? I am confused?????

@tinysidestrashcaptain @seas-space-and-stardust @you-can-call-me-monte @imagine–trash @mother-earth-goddess @milomeepit @thelogicalloganipus @im-in-love-with-a-hufflepuff @theprotectedpuff @chemically-imbalanced-romance @randomslasher @sanders-sides-thuri @prinxiety-rules28 @very-anxious-hufflepuff @pinkeasteregg

All of you are adorable. No discussion.

[chemically-imbalanced-romance]

@maximusgayimus @miss-meg1710 my babies are so cute period

[totallynotmc]

@nachosforfree

[nachosforfree]

@mc-animated

[memequeenjojo]

@officialwilfordwarfstache @nsfwilfie @ask-decieverdarkimoo

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

scrEEEE

@http-anti @planet-kayde @saucydorito @starryskies-stormysouls

[skeletonhater143]

@my-drawing-addiction337 @xava13x @suddenly-sasha-braus

[my-drawing-addiction337]

L i e s

These people are cute tho;

@skeletonhater143 @maxi-mutt @http-anti

[maxi-mutt]

how could u

[maxi-mutt]

Another headcanon

Omfg I’m crying Ash has worn this multiple times when he’s drunk @xakumi GET THE PICTURE

[xakumi]

IM DYING OML

[maxi-mutt]

HIS DOPEY ASS FACE

[xakumi]

IT JUST SCREAMS “wh y-”

[maxi-mutt]

IMAGINE THAT BEING ASH THOUGH

[xakumi]

[xakumi]

@maxi-mutt I FOUND IT HOLY SHIT

[maxi-mutt]

FUCK

[roleplay-pal]

Max was having a pretty rough day. She was curled up on the couch reading a book, not wanting to tell Derek what was wrong. In fact, she didn't even know. She set down the book and rubbed her temples, sighing softly.

Derek didn’t know what was wrong and wished she would tell him, but he understood he couldn’t force things out of people. So, when he was done with filling out a few documents for work, he closed his laptop and sat next to her. Even if he didn’t know what was going on, he could still try and help. He lightly tapped her leg to get her attention and opened his arms in silent question, wondering if she wanted cuddles.

(( @maxi-mutt ))

[maxi-mutt]

Max looked over at him, letting herself slowly move into his arms. She nuzzled her face against his neck, letting out a soft sigh. “I love you, you know that, right..?”

[roleplay-pal]

He nodded and held her close, playing with her hair as he was nuzzled. “Mhm. And I love you too.” he replied softly, kissing her head. He wanted to help somehow.

[maxi-mutt]

“How do you even put up with me..?” she asked below a whisper, her hands shaking a little. “I don’t understand.. how do you do it so well..?”

[roleplay-pal]

He frowned at her words and took her shaky hands into his. “Because I don’t just put up with you, Max. I enjoy being with you, and love who you are.” he explained quietly, looking down at her.

[maxi-mutt]

“No.. there has to be some way. People don’t like me, Derek.. they wanna use me.. all of them..” she whispered, starting to tremble more. “All of them have, all of them will..”

[roleplay-pal]

He shook his head, holding her closer as she began to tremble. “Maxy, I’m not like them. I promise.” he tried to assure, wanting her to know the truth. Derek loved her to death. He tried to let her know that as often as he could.

[maxi-mutt]

She pulled away from him slightly and looked him in the eye, tears trickling down her cheeks. “Y-You promise..?” she sniffled, holding on tightly to his hands.

[roleplay-pal]

He noticed her tears and let go of one hand for only a moment, wiping them away with a sad smile. “I promise. Never in my life would I even think about hurting you.” he soothed, holding her other hand again and rubbing the top of it with his thumb.

[maxi-mutt]

She gave a weak smile, holding onto him tightly. “I love you.. so fucking much..” she whispered, sniffling a little. “Don’t ever leave me.. please..”

[roleplay-pal]

Max was having a pretty rough day. She was curled up on the couch reading a book, not wanting to tell Derek what was wrong. In fact, she didn't even know. She set down the book and rubbed her temples, sighing softly.

Derek didn’t know what was wrong and wished she would tell him, but he understood he couldn’t force things out of people. So, when he was done with filling out a few documents for work, he closed his laptop and sat next to her. Even if he didn’t know what was going on, he could still try and help. He lightly tapped her leg to get her attention and opened his arms in silent question, wondering if she wanted cuddles.

(( @maxi-mutt ))

[maxi-mutt]

Max looked over at him, letting herself slowly move into his arms. She nuzzled her face against his neck, letting out a soft sigh. “I love you, you know that, right..?”

[roleplay-pal]

He nodded and held her close, playing with her hair as he was nuzzled. “Mhm. And I love you too.” he replied softly, kissing her head. He wanted to help somehow.

[maxi-mutt]

“How do you even put up with me..?” she asked below a whisper, her hands shaking a little. “I don’t understand.. how do you do it so well..?”

[roleplay-pal]

He frowned at her words and took her shaky hands into his. “Because I don’t just put up with you, Max. I enjoy being with you, and love who you are.” he explained quietly, looking down at her.

[maxi-mutt]

“No.. there has to be some way. People don’t like me, Derek.. they wanna use me.. all of them..” she whispered, starting to tremble more. “All of them have, all of them will..”

[roleplay-pal]

He shook his head, holding her closer as she began to tremble. “Maxy, I’m not like them. I promise.” he tried to assure, wanting her to know the truth. Derek loved her to death. He tried to let her know that as often as he could.

[maxi-mutt]

She pulled away from him slightly and looked him in the eye, tears trickling down her cheeks. “Y-You promise..?” she sniffled, holding on tightly to his hands.

[roleplay-pal]

Max was having a pretty rough day. She was curled up on the couch reading a book, not wanting to tell Derek what was wrong. In fact, she didn't even know. She set down the book and rubbed her temples, sighing softly.

Derek didn’t know what was wrong and wished she would tell him, but he understood he couldn’t force things out of people. So, when he was done with filling out a few documents for work, he closed his laptop and sat next to her. Even if he didn’t know what was going on, he could still try and help. He lightly tapped her leg to get her attention and opened his arms in silent question, wondering if she wanted cuddles.

(( @maxi-mutt ))

[maxi-mutt]

Max looked over at him, letting herself slowly move into his arms. She nuzzled her face against his neck, letting out a soft sigh. “I love you, you know that, right..?”

[roleplay-pal]

He nodded and held her close, playing with her hair as he was nuzzled. “Mhm. And I love you too.” he replied softly, kissing her head. He wanted to help somehow.

[maxi-mutt]

“How do you even put up with me..?” she asked below a whisper, her hands shaking a little. “I don’t understand.. how do you do it so well..?”

[roleplay-pal]

He frowned at her words and took her shaky hands into his. “Because I don’t just put up with you, Max. I enjoy being with you, and love who you are.” he explained quietly, looking down at her.

[maxi-mutt]

“No.. there has to be some way. People don't like me, Derek.. they wanna use me.. all of them..” she whispered, starting to tremble more. “All of them have, all of them will..”

[roleplay-pal]

Max was having a pretty rough day. She was curled up on the couch reading a book, not wanting to tell Derek what was wrong. In fact, she didn't even know. She set down the book and rubbed her temples, sighing softly.

Derek didn’t know what was wrong and wished she would tell him, but he understood he couldn’t force things out of people. So, when he was done with filling out a few documents for work, he closed his laptop and sat next to her. Even if he didn’t know what was going on, he could still try and help. He lightly tapped her leg to get her attention and opened his arms in silent question, wondering if she wanted cuddles.

(( @maxi-mutt ))

[maxi-mutt]

Max looked over at him, letting herself slowly move into his arms. She nuzzled her face against his neck, letting out a soft sigh. “I love you, you know that, right..?”

[roleplay-pal]

He nodded and held her close, playing with her hair as he was nuzzled. “Mhm. And I love you too.” he replied softly, kissing her head. He wanted to help somehow.

[maxi-mutt]

“How do you even put up with me..?” she asked below a whisper, her hands shaking a little. “I don’t understand.. how do you do it so well..?”

[roleplay-pal]

Max was having a pretty rough day. She was curled up on the couch reading a book, not wanting to tell Derek what was wrong. In fact, she didn't even know. She set down the book and rubbed her temples, sighing softly.

Derek didn’t know what was wrong and wished she would tell him, but he understood he couldn’t force things out of people. So, when he was done with filling out a few documents for work, he closed his laptop and sat next to her. Even if he didn’t know what was going on, he could still try and help. He lightly tapped her leg to get her attention and opened his arms in silent question, wondering if she wanted cuddles.

(( @maxi-mutt ))

[maxi-mutt]

Max looked over at him, letting herself slowly move into his arms. She nuzzled her face against his neck, letting out a soft sigh. “I love you, you know that, right..?”

[chelshiart]

Some layout practice with my old model of the AA courtroom, feat. a silly lawyer being silly.

Fantastic audio by prozd!! 

[prozdvoices]

this is great, well done

original audio post here

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[monthlymidlifecrisis]

My blog is safe for EVERYONE ♡♡♡♡

[frozenshadowoflight]

Why wouldn’t it be?

[transstuffandmore]

I know it probably seems like a strange thing to ask of people. But the reason that I ask this is because there have been too many times when I have started following a blog and then I come across transphobic things or things that are hateful towards non-binary people and it can be very hard. 

So, by blogs showing their support, and that they are safe for trans and non-binary people, it shows those people that they will be respected for who they are. That there won’t be a time when they will see hate on their dash because of that blog and, if they do, that that blog will help to stop the hate by correcting the situation. It also shows people that are possibly struggling with some aspect, that is tied to their gender, that people can and do accept them for who they are, which can be really important in their lives.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

[yoichooseno]

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting