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"Why do you always make the F1 Au's you never post publicly all have changes starting in 2024?"

It's so I can give Max a fucking team principle that loves him - Jonathan Wheatley - and somehow keep Red Bull as it should be alive, a burning passion and with a willingness to bite. Like I can't make this one thing fix EVERYTHING, but it sure as hell could fix part of this fuckass team.

#f1 #red bull racing #when did my evil team forget they were born in brimstone and hellfire #Jonathan would let them bite #he would also bite if he wasn't the face of it all #unless Max asked #anything for Max #max verstappen #jonathan wheatley

coffeeviolinist

Make no mistake. The session being single-yellow flagged instead of double yellow or even red-flagged after Max crashed at a high speed corner is fully on the FIA. I’m not blaming anyone except them for that.

That being said, the fact that George sped past the crash, showed absolutely zero concern for the fact that another driver could potentially be injured, and then lied about not seeing what happened (when you can clearly see from his onboard the massive cloud of dust from Max going into the wall) paints a pretty unflattering picture of someone who’s allegedly supposed to be an advocate for driver safety.

#anti george russell #when you only care about safety when it doesn't benefit you don't actually care about safety #Before I could see George being genuine #Now it just feels like his need to win and “prove” himself makes everything he says feel rehearsed and artifical #Does he really care or is he just saying this to look good?#He says he cares about safety after all #Yet he doesn't show it #So does he REALLY care or is that just what he wants us to think?#like even my dad said “you wouldn't be this upset if it wasn't Max”#and I'm just “??? A guy crashed! And another guy didn't care! Doesn't matter who it was!”#Like this is not being taken serious enough!#Being willing to bend the rules to get ahead is one thing #But bending safety to get ahead is just dangerous!#Put Max as head of the GPDA already! He's done more for F1 for racing then George has #Plus he's just here to race #And not just do whatever british prancing George is doing #(I will NOT aplogize for still being upset about this. Safety is not something you just let go like this for the sake of it)

A podium is a podium and MAN am I glad to have Max up there! Now we just gotta take another step up and we are living large!

#max verstappen #f1 #2026 austrian GP #sure a win would have been nice #but I adore podiums all the same <3

The Lion Hungers

#f1 #max verstappen #my art #yes he is bleeding from a 5th tally mark I'm glad you noticed #ignore any mistakes please. I just drew it cuz I got the idea in my head :P #Max Verstappen fanart

asterikks

people comparing max's crash today with silverstone 2021 and you know what yeah. if i had a nickel for every time max spun out over gravel and slammed sidefirst into a barrier and a brit driving for mercedes accelerated on past without bothering to ask how he was i'd have two nickels etc etc

#Ollie + Arvid + Alex you three are now all officially The Only Good Brits to me #All the others can go #IMMEDIATELY #Remember guys: DNF’ing is easy! So do it for me!#Like if we have yet another British WDC we may as well rename the sport into British F1 #and the Max takes his uber money and shows his big wet eyes to all the endurance tracks and makes a new F1 #And soon it’s just Mercedes and McLaren and we all lived happily ever after #and Max wins EVERYTHING and he does ALL the GT3 he wants #and he never DNF’s again <3

Sorry, "Amazing" pole??? Russel what crack are you smoking, and is it legal in Sweden so I can get a hit of it too, cuz it seems to be some serious shit.

Like, "It was just a single, not a double" as if that makes not properly slowing down for a crash any better!

Is THIS our head of the GPDA? Is THIS the guy we let speak on our drivers safety, someone who will bend what is allowed to breaking just so he can get pole? These regulations are dangerous as is (as is this sport as a whole) and now we will excuse not slowing down for a yellow? Honestly fuck right off.

If George wins this WDC, acting like THIS, I'm marching right up to Mercedes HQ and asking Toto how many British fucks he has lying around who will ignore a crash as long as it benefits them. Honestly, I can't BELIEVE George is proud his break in safety protocols, and I wish his engine gives up just as I have given up any hope in him being a good competitor to any degree

#f1 #f1 2026 #anti george russell #F1 Austria GP #honestly I am so mad

Monaco is not real and therefore it can’t hurt me

In other news suddenly every monster in MHR is suddenly called Monaco for no particular reason whatsoever

#max verstappen #f1 #2026 monaco gp #I AM NOT LOOKING #WE WERE P2 #AND NOW THIS #At least there won’t even be a risk of him losing his Never Finishing Outside The Points thing #yay for that #(I know he’s been outside the points for sprints but people generally agree they don’t count as outside the points since it’s not a gp)

Me, making made up timelines for my fics: “Oaky let’s make it kinda realistic now, just so nothing is super unfair”

My timeline: Max wins, Max wins, Max wins, Someone else wins cuz Max took a year off to do something else, Max wins, Max wins-

#max verstappen #f1 #yes I mean WDC’s #and I’m only half joking #Like I think Max genuinely could #now is he going to? Maybe who knows? but he COULD

“Max is the 2025 rookies mom you can’t ship them” “The rookies are shipped with Max, they can’t call him mom”

Well clearly some people don’t know how to enjoy a good mommy kink anymore

#max verstappen #2025 f1 rookies #f1 rpf #like you can enjoy both (I know I do) you just can’t go hating on the other view #let those kids have a mommy kink #I used to look through ao3 before there WERE enough tags to have a mommy kink #This is the least that can be done #They want Max carnally and that is something you can’t stop

WE ARE BACK ON THE PODIUM BABY, NUMBER 3 REDEMPTION I BELIEVE IN YOU! CAST AWAY THAT RICCIARDO LUCK AND EMBRACE MICHAEL SCHUMACHER'S NUMBER 3 INSTEAD

CANADA YOU BEAUTIFUL PLACE, YOU GIVE ME HOPE

#max verstappen #2026 canadian gp #HOPE IS BACK IN MY HEART #Canada you get promoted up the fav places list #First you give me Etho and Gem and now Max podium in the RB22 #And a George DNF #That added like 10 years on my life on its own

brawngp2009

jail

#2026 canadian gp #I don't even care what happens next #(well... I do but that's beside the point here)#my day is MADE #A teammate title fight HATES to see Canada coming #like sorry not sorry George I AM wishing upon your loss in this title fight #NOW MAX TURN THIS NUMBER 3 LUCK AROUND #Also: why is everyone and their development program DNF'ing #ALSO THAT P5 GAP #What is Canada smoking???#Whatever it is #I am enjoying it so far

P5 may not be a win, BUT LOOK AT ALL HE DID IN THE RACE, THAT'S MY DRIVER Keeping George behind him for so long??? On those ancient tiers??? Only my driver is capable of such beauty. Also a good show that a car needs THE driver to take it that extra mile, and Max is, in fact, that bitch

#f1 #max verstappen #2026 miami gp #if I was George I'd never show my face again at how long it took him to get past Max #teammate is leading and your over here fighting pensioners in wheel form #and you barely managed to push them out of the way #yes George IS catching starys #he deserves it after this #and if ANYONE says Max isn't good in anything but a good car still #JUST LOOK AT WHAT HE DID

Max flirted with other categories and cars during the break, and the RB22 saw it and said "Fuck off, that's MY man hands off" and helped Max drag him to P2

BEAUTIFUL

When he said "I want that 5th" RB22 said "Sir, yes sir!" and behaved. You got this boy car! Be fast for Maxie! I believe in you! Win tomorrow!

#f1 #max verstappen #2026 miami gp #We are SO BACK BABY #I want another video on my Max wins playlist RB22 #you better deliver!#The hope is back on baby!

thissying

rest in peace, Juha Miettinen

enigmabird

such awful news today, sending all my thoughts to the family and friends of juha miettinen.

please do not post/repost any photos/footage of the accident. and i encourage you to report accounts that do. it's incredibly disrespectful to all involved, especially given the severity of the situation.

No one talk to me I am in mourning

#f1 #yes this is about gp #gp why #why them #please it would have been funnier if you went to aston martin #all the other big ex-rb employes go there #this better we sabotage #but at least know for sure Max is leaving now #unless him only racing with GP in his ear was a lie #in which case I legally feel I should be allowed to kill someone

Remember that one post about the witch and her cat and her telling men that she will marry whoever can catch/get a thing from the cat (I forget the finer details here), and no one can do it except the guy who got the cat to like him instead of chasing said cat instead.

That, but it's Max Verstappen and all the men who chase him for their rivalry with him (George, Lando, even Charles counts, sorry not sorry, but I don't dislike Charles so like, we good) and fail to get his full attention, versus the young and old drivers who praise his skill to get his attention

This also works if you change the chasing men for F1 and the gentle man for like, GT3 or any other motorsport salivating to get their hands on Max

#max verstappen #I said what I said #And I mean it #Lestappen may be great but people try making Charles the damsel to the point I want to strangle someone #My guy is no damsel #he climbed that tower and hired the dragon himself #He can leave #but he doesn't #and I ain't feeling sorry for that #great driver #but the walking definition of how loyalty can become a negative character trait #once again: I said what I said #oh and like I just don't like George or Lando #nothing more to add tbh #they just felt left out #FINAL CONCLUSION: everyone wants Max and he is a luxary few have direct access too #young drivers and old men ONLY #he has his taste

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