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tansy-c

@ladyknight1512

ladyknight1512

@tansy-c I feel weirdly like this cat is my spirit animal.

cutecornflakes

UPDATE: Feline continues to seek fully liquid state

rowyndodendron

Robby: 'Garcia hates you the least, Langdon, so you should probably summon her.'

THE PITT 1x10 = 2x09

#the pitt #no but she really does. and honestly? after the shit she's been put through in the last 9 hours in the shift of season 2: i do not blame he #HIGHLY amused that robby - who has refused point blank to acknowledge langdon's existence as far as possible throughout s2 #recognises when shit is Real Enough that no. he has to do this. for the good the patient/the department. he has to use Langdon's powers #like Langdon isn't even working Howard's case up to this point! he literally just: happened to Be There #and Robby seized that opportunity and went 'i think u should page Garcia actually bc u may well be the only one she will respond to #i could write novels on yolanda's change of attitude/experience with and towards the ED staff between seasons 1 and 2 #but i won't. (at least: i won't here in the tags of this gifset)#but suffice it to say: girl got BEEF and girl got VALID REASON to have it. she doesn't trust any of these fuckers as far as she can throw e #except Langdon. he has not yet done anything to demonstrate his Lack Of Competence in front of her salad yet. therefore he may live.#the rest of them are on thin fucking ice. (and some of them are actively: drowning having fallen through the thin fucking ice)#this just tickled me it really did #Langdon: Garcia Whisperer #(i will maintain to my dying breath this extends to: the entire surgical department/langdon is just The Surgeon Whisperer.)#(but for now that's still a headcanon - i only have proof he likes Garcia and she likes him lmfao)#<- LOL

melking

frank langdon + 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️

#the pitt

were--ralph

Oops! 22 for me tee hee

#3 #there are WAY more that I can't eat but that's a different question #... although the 3 are because sensory issues so... is that still a 3??#like I wouldn't be opposed of my body didn't violently reject them...#lima beans i just hate the taste of so there's that #and i feel blegh about eating organs because i know fhe work into making them edible

zyzscribbles

Important question

awkwardbirdsdreaming

Okay but I think these two are onto something

jame7t

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

chaotic-neutral-knitter

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

kavohh707

The first steps in life are not easy, not for humans and not for rooks. This rook probably just left the nest that day and walking on uneven ground the first time is not easy. They also cannot really fly at this stage, they manage a few flaps, but gaining height and landing is really difficult, so they rather walk.

lifewithchronicpain

Good time to remind people that birds like this are not injured. Lots of new fledglings get reported as injured birds. Unfortunately the fledgling stage is dangerous as they are susceptible to predators, but it’s what they have to go through to eventually fly. Luckily it really only takes a few days. And mom and dad are usually around helping out with feeding and alerting to danger. The only baby birds that need assistance will not have any feathers on them, they are hatchlings and you call your local wildlife rehab for help.

kavohh707

Reblog for the good info from @lifewithchronicpain.

And I would like to add: If you see a fledgling at a dangerous place, like on the street or on any pathway where lots of people walk or cycle, just take the little bird carefully in your hands and place it in a nearby bush. And no, the parents will not abandon the fledgling because of the human smell. That is a myth that originates from the rescue of some species of mammals like deer, where that is the case. With birds it is not a problem. And yes, the parents will find the fledgling in the bushes, because just like the little rook in my video, it is normal for all songbird fledglings to move around and call for their parents. The parents will also call out and that way they will find each other. But it is important that you move away, so that the parents will come closer. Like when I do these videos I always stay quite a long distance from the fledglings (hence the shaking because I use a really long focal length) and I never stay long, especially when the fledgling starts to call.