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This blog is not spoiler free. I love dogs, the Fables comics, playing games, and being a sarcastic trash bag.

[moniquill]

[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[unrealunearths]

merry crisis

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

[thebelchers]

[thebelchers]

[lightdrizzel]

it's fucking me up how tv shows, movies, and even video games can't be "niche" content anymore

[lightdrizzel]

like nothing can be underrated anymore. it HAS to be a success. cartoons have to either be spongebob level successes with immediate marketing or they're shelved a season or two in.

Movies have such inflated budgets that they NEED to break a billion in the box office just to make back what they cost. Anything less than a blockbuster smash is turned into a tax write-off.

a single triple A video game can destroy an entire studio if it doesn't meet expectations, which are already lofty enough as it is.

and everything has to appeal to the widest demographic possible, which can mean sterilizing anything creative about the work so it becomes as palatable as possible.

idk im just sad about this

[swarnpert]

we don't even celebrate fingers in his ass sunday anymore

[rabbitindisguise]

th-tje economy. . .

[eciinnacat]

Happy Valentine's Day~! 2025

[suprchnk]

i post here like no one’s looking which is mostly true

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

[stealingpotatoes]

it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3

[evilnicegirl]

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

[one-hit-boy-wonder]

"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?

[noah-wyles]

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

[depsidase]