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the vees all perking up when they make each other laugh. velvette comes up with a witty name for a new clothing trend and preens when val cackles over it. vox makes a horrible dad joke pun and his screen physically brightens up when vel snorts. val snaps out a dig at one of his workers and his bad mood dissolves when vox chuckles. vees just enjoying each others company. u get me

glorious-sinners

want due to some kind of plot contrivance people from heaven to be able to come down to Hell in some circumstances... bc I want Val's mom to come down (possibly due to a brilliant idea of Charlie's that it could maybe motivate Valentino to act better) and all the chaos that would ensue.

Val slamming into the Porn Studio and yelling at everyone to put clothes on because his mom's curious about what 'movies' he's working on.

Someone hastily putting a hand-written sign saying 'Normal' or something over the 'Porn' on the sign.

Angel, wrapped in a trenchcoat as of three minutes ago: Yeah uh it's a movie about how I uh... get a pizza delivered but can't pay for it so... I play dice with the pizza guy to see who wins it *trying to interpret the signals Val is making from behind his mom's back* and then we both repent because gambling is wrong

Vox panicking for reasons he can't articulate and frantically going into Must Impress The Family of Date mode, which unfortunately consists of him constantly dropping references to how much money he makes and trying to make himself sound more upper-class, which doesn't work very well. Cue more panic.

Val how do I impress your mother. What do you mean STOP ACTING WEIRD. I am acting SO normal. How do I make your mom like me.

Velvette's usual issues with the concept of mothers and her baseline distaste for older women conflicting with Valentino asking her to please be nice (something neither of them thought would ever happen) and resulting mostly in her sitting around smiling fixedly and answering in monosyllables to direct questions only if she has to ever be in the same room as her.

this is kind of terrifying

Val's mother meanwhile is like mijo I would love to be proud that you're apparently rich now but it's in Hell. did you stop going to church after you left home? 🥺 why don't you want to try to get redeemed the white clown girl at the hotel seems nice 🥺 although she didn't have a priest around someone should tell her she needs a priest. how long has it been since you went to confession? 🥺

Val: mama the last thing I want to do is upset you but I don't think you could find a priest in this neighborhood that hasn't done some very specific crimes that make them a less than desirable authority figure

xnyre

That’s not just friendship, that’s romance too

Hi can we talk about the way Vox leans into Valentino’s touch here 😭😭

As soon as Val’s finger traces his screen he tilts his head closer to Val.

THEY MAKE ME SICK!!!!

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super-moumou2

When the mothussy is fire 🦋📺

x-rabbitscythe-x

So hear me out. We know Vox has this picture:

When he holographically displays the photos in the scene this pic is shown in, it seems like they are from a personal collection, considering all of them look to be captured from his pov (e.g. the pic of Velvette looking at him in the car from their scene in s2ep3 where she is clearly sitting next to him). Since the pic above looks to be taken from the same outsider perspective as the other ones in this scene, it's safe to assume Vox took it as well.

So what if Vox took that picture of Velvette and Melissa because he could clearly see the hidden feelings/crush/interest between them from their expressions and actions?

He took it so he could later use it to (friendly) tease Velvette about it. Velvette is always snapping pictures of him and Valentino when their feelings for each other are on full display (dancing, making out, etc.). She has probably caught Vox romantically looking at Val when he was completely unaware a ton of times and has used those pics to tease him. So when he saw this moment happening between Velvette and Melissa he said 'alright bet' and snapped the pic for future ammo.

A few nights after the moment™ has happened and they're already separated in their rooms, done hanging out for the evening, Vox sends only that one singular photo to Velvette with the caption 'I know what you are' and nothing else.

He finally gave her a taste of payback.

And when Velvette opens the single text, she grows more and more mortified as realization dawns on her that Vox knows about her secret crush.

kunixkuni

In fact, all my tired and sleepy brain wants at the moment (and for the last six months) is for VoxVal to gently hold hands and kiss each other every 30 minutes and say how much they sincerely love each other, and that everything is fine with them

xnyre

Touch me more, more, more

monitorus

Every shot that features Vox's cameras tracing Valentino around the room in S1E06 - given Val's symbol is on the ceiling over his table, this seems to be his personal booth coming with the camera premounted to it so Vox can just tune in whenever Val decides to go clubbing.

mysterylover123

"How'm I lookin?" "Not bad."

This moment just says so much about Vox's character. He's just been voted the hottest sinner in hell, he's going to a rally in his honor, he's looking 10/10 in that suit Velvette must have made for him perfectly, and yet. He still needs to ask his boyfriend for reassurance about "How he's looking".

Because no reassurance will ever be enough.