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Look at this fucking zucchini
“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”
but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)
or this pic of me
or this pic of me
like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.
if i saw this i would just be like “Assalam alaikum sister, dope sword you got there”
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I am once again asking you not to make fun of people on the internet for misinterpreting something or not knowing that it's satire, because even though you're an asshole regardless who you do it to, you most often end up ridiculing a neurodivergent person. and ableism is not a good look.
[ID: A four-panel meme where a bird tries to speak but gets interrupted. The first panel shows a bird on a tree branch with the words "autistic person" written over it. In the speech bubble, it's saying, "This post is kinda messed up." In the second panel, it's saying, "It's proble-" while cutting off the word "problematic" at the letter e. Another, larger speech bubble covers it, interrupting the first bird with "HA IDIOT" written in all caps. In the third panel, it shows that a crow interrupted the first bird, and it continues to say loudly, "THIS LOSER DOESN'T KNOW IT'S SATIRE." In the fourth panel, it says, "POE'S LAW IT'S NOT SERIOUS LMAOOO IT'S NOT THAT DEEP." The first bird gives an annoyed, deadpan look. End ID.]
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If you’ve never taken the bus as your primary mode of transportation you should know that a ten minute drive is like a one hour bus ride.
And sometimes something just isn’t near a bus stop so you’ve gotta take the closest one to it and walk for 20 minutes.
Just something to keep in mind, I guess. Especially if you live in a big sprawling metropolis. There’s people all around you taking five times as long to get anywhere because they can’t or won’t drive for whatever reason.
This post isn’t purely to complain. I like taking the bus way more than I like driving. It’s way way cheaper and less stressful for me. But I think a lot of people don’t realize how inaccessible so many things are to those without a car. I can’t just pop over to Costco in the evening. I need four hours in a row completely free to do that. If you want to meet up at a bar on the other side of town in 30 minutes I can’t do that unless you’re driving. I think a lot of folks just don’t know this.
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Often, businesses don't want customers to arrive by bus. The theory is, "Our target customers have CARS. They drive. They are not POOR like people taking the bus. We don't want a bus full of poor people getting off the bus right in front of the main doors where all the other customers can see them. Please put them far away, at the far end of the parking lot, maybe across the street."
Of course, anyone using a bus because of mobility-related disabilities is extra-screwed.
There's a number of comments along these lines, so I'll just highlight this short one as an example. The issue here is that they're treating the position of the Target as settled, as though the only possible alternative to this setup would be to put the bus stop on the other side of a parking lot. Surely, the road must go to the far end of the parking lot, and the bus stop, which must be on the road, therefore has to be very far from the Target. But, of course, what if this:
Same Target, same space (well, you'd have to move that other building to the other side of the lot), same abhorrent parking lot size, but MUCH more accessible to bus riders. Hell, it's even more convenient for cars, too, since the parking spaces closer to the store are the parking spaces a car would first see.
(Also, adding to @elfwreck's "business's target customers" thing, not only is it a simple class divide, but on a more immediate level, someone who rides the bus will only buy what they can easily carry to and from the bus stop - someone in a car can buy whatever fits in the trunk, even if it'll take them several trips by hand)
If the developer is working with a small space, it can indeed be difficult to arrange easy space for a bus.
If the developer is arranging the parking lot so it can park several hundred cars... they can design a drive-through route that includes space for a bus to pull up in front of the main doors.
There's reasons for not putting both buildings on one side and the parking lot off to the other - so people going to Office Depot and people going to Target aren't competing for the good spaces. So you want a parking lot in the middle rather than off to one side, so even people who get crowded out, are likely in the middle instead of all the way at the end.
In this example, they wouldn't even need to rearrange the buildings for better bus access. There's plenty of space for a bus to move. (If not, they'd have to remove 1 or 2 parking spaces at the corners to allow for turning.)
This is what a more accessible arrangement would look like - and maybe there's a stop in front of that third building, and maybe not, depending on the actual distances involved and what that building is:
Shopping centers are not accessible by bus because the store owners don't want them to be, not because of logistical problems.
(In affluent neighborhoods, there are sometimes bus stops right in front of the mall entrance... so that rich high school kids can easily shop there.)
Note that all of these places have easy arrangements for large delivery trucks to park close by. If they can handle those, there's space for a bus. (Even if that's "near the back entrance" - the point is, it's right near an entrance of some sort; nobody expects shipments to park across the street and haul boxes across the whole parking lot. But people using walkers to get around? Apparently they can walk, and shop for just what they can carry back across that huge lot.)
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look: our neanderthal ancestors took care of the sick and disabled so if ur post-apocalyptic scenario is an excuse for eugenics, u are a bad person and literally have less compassion than a caveman
Yes but they also when extinct which implies whatever they were doing at the time wasn’t fit for their environment.
So, it’s been awhile since I took a human evolution course, so some of this might be a little out of date, but
1) Whether or not Neanderthals went extinct is still kind of up for debate, and seems to hinge largely on whether you think that Neanderthals are a H. Sapiens subspecies or not, which often seems like a mildly pointless argument to me since it’s largely a fight about which definition of “species” to use
2) Even if we argue that Neanderthals are our direct ancestors and never went extinct, several Neanderthal *traits* (like their noses and their forheads) *have* left the population. Care for the disabled is not one of them.
Saying “Neanderthals cared for their sick and injured and are now extinct, therefore care for the disabled is maladaptive” is like saying “Dodos are extinct therefore beaks are a terrible idea”
Statements about “less compassion than a caveman” still stand.
–Peter
I teach human evolution to college students, so in addition to that, here’s what we know. There’s some citations (and footnotes) behind the cut, if you’re interested.
So Neanderthals aren’t our direct ancestor- more like a branch of the family tree that didn’t lead to us. Close cousins- close enough to breed- but they evolved outside of Africa about 400kya, while our species evolved in Africa about 200kya*. This is important because it means that altruism can’t possibly be a Neanderthal trait that left the population during the evolution into modern humans; we didn’t evolve from them, so it’s not like we can say “well, this was maladaptive in our ancestors.” This is a behavior you see in two temporally coexisting species (or subspecies), and I do mean two, because it wasn’t just Neanderthals practicing altruism. We did it too.
We have really good evidence that early Homo sapiens sapiens (i.e., us, just old) also took care of their injured, elderly, and disabled. At Cro-Magnon in France, a few individuals clearly suffered from traumatic injury and illness during their lives. Cro-Magnon 1 had a nasty infection in his face; his bones are pitted from it. Cro-Magnon 2, a female, had a partially healed skull fracture, and several of the others had fused neck vertebrae that had fused as a result of healed trauma; this kind of injury would make it impossible to hunt and uncomfortable to move. This kind of injury can be hard to survive today, even with modern medical care; the fact that the individuals at Cro-Magnon survived long enough for the bones to remodel and heal indicate that somebody was taking care of them. At Xujiayao, in northern China, there’s evidence of healed skull fractures (which would have had a rather long recovery time and needed care);
This evidence of altruism extends past injured adults, as well. One of the most compelling cases is at Qafzeh, which is in Israel. Here we see evidence of long-term care for a developmentally disabled child (as well as a child who had hydrocephaly and survived). Qafzeh 11, a 12-13 year old at time of death, suffered severe brain damage as a child. Endocasts (basically making a model of the inside of the skull, where the brain would be) show that the volume of the brain was much smaller than expected; likely the result of a growth delay due to traumatic brain injury. The patterns of development suggest that this injury occurred between the ages of 4 and 6. They very likely suffered from serious neurological problems; the areas of the brain that were injured are known to control psychomotricity. This means that the kid may have had a hard time controlling their eye movements, general body movement, keeping visual attention, performing specific tasks, and managing uncertainty; in addition, Broca’s area might also have been damaged, which likely would have affected the kid’s ability to speak. Long and short of it, without help, this kid wouldn’t have survived to age 12-13.
But they did. They lived, and they were loved. When they died, they were given a funeral- we know this based on body position and funeral offerings. Mortuary behavior was common among both Neanderthals and archaic Homo sapiens, and this burial was particularly interesting. The body was placed on its back, its legs extended and the arms crossed over the chest. Deer antlers were laid on the upper part of the chest; in the archaeological context, they were in close contact with the palmar side of the hand bones, meaning it’s likely that they were placed in the hands before burial. This points to Qafzeh 11 being valued by the community- why go to the effort for somebody you don’t care about? Compassion is a very human trait, and to call it maladaptive is to ignore hundreds of thousands of years of human experience.
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“Compassion is a very human trait, and to call it maladaptive is to ignore hundreds of thousands of years of human experience.”
Would you be alright with me borrowing your words when someone poses the above comments’ line of thought to me?
Of course! (And feel free to use anything else in my anthropology tag.)
Compassion is a very human trait, and to call it maladaptive is to ignore hundreds of thousands of years of human experience.
As someone recently diagnosed with ADHD as an adult, one thing that’s been helping me grapple with the intense shame I have over all my “wasted potential” is accepting that potential doesn’t exist and never did.
This sounds so harsh, but please bare with me.
I procrastinated a lot growing up. I still procrastinate today, but less so. And yet, I got good grades. I could write an A+ paper that “knocked [my professor]’s socks off” in the hour before class and print it with sweat running down my face.
I was so used to hearing from teachers and family that if I just didn’t procrastinate and worked all the time, I could do anything! I had all this potential I wasn’t living up to!
And that’s true, as far as it goes, but that’s like saying if Usain Bolt just kept going he could be the fastest marathon runner in the world. Why does he stop at the end of the race??
If ANYONE could make their top speed/most productive setting the one they used all the time, anyone could do anything. But you can’t. Your top speed is not a speed you’re able to sustain.
Now, I’ve found that I do need to work on not procrastinating. Not because the product is better, even, but because it’s better for my mental health and physical health to not have a full, sweating, panicked breakdown over every task even if the task itself turns out excellently. It’s a shitty way to live! You feel bad ALL the time! And I don’t deserve to live like that anymore.
So all of this to say, I’m not wasting a ton of potential. I don’t have an ocean of productivity and accomplishments inside of me that I could easily, effortlessly access if I just sat down 8 hours a day and worked. There’s no fucking way. That’s not real. It’s an illusion. It’s fine not to live up to an illusion.
And if you have ADHD, I mean this from the bottom of my heart: you do not have limitless potential confounded by your laziness. You have the good potential of a good person, and you can access it with practice and work, but do not accept the story that you are choosing not to be all that you are or can be. You are just a human person.
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My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.
Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!
Captain: y-yeah?
Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!
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Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game
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But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene
The tags fucking one shotted me
Damn she really musta been working 9 to 5 to make those women
What a way to make a living.
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The rakali, Hydromys chrysogaster, also known as the rabe or water-rat, is an Australian native rodent first described in 1804. It is the only member of the genus Hydromys with a range extending beyond Papua New Guinea and Indonesian West Papua. Having adapted to and colonised a unique niche of a semiaquatic and nocturnal lifestyle, this species lives in burrows on the banks of rivers, lakes and estuaries.
Until the 1980s, this species was commonly known as “water-rat”, but during the 1990s there was a push for such descriptive English common names to be replaced with indigenous names. In 1995, the Australian Nature Conservation Agency recommended that “rakali” be adopted as the common name, and the Australian Department of Environment and Heritage has taken up this suggestion. Both common names are now widespread.
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