The Bee-ist of Bees

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

minecraft isnt a horror game huh? then explain why my ass has been slapped by several berry bushes while on peaceful?

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

what the fuck was i on last night

[the-minecraft-blog]

Peaceful, apparently

[best-of-memes]

[leadthefuckingway-deactivated20]

Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv

[jewsquats]

RIGHT! I saw him live the other weekend. Terrific

[xamitra]

Art doesn’t make any sence

[tendie-defender]

The ultimate battle to the death!

Spartan Alcoholic vs the Green Knight of Diabetes

[unclebeanbag]

Sir Diabetes of Dialyses will win 

[celestial-naiad]

@crankyda3rd

[thefencebeetle]

They don’t stand a chance against Amazon Prime.

[tendie-defender]

Amazon prime as entered the ring to fight the survivor.

The winner of the Amazon prime fit will battle the raining champion! Bud light samurai!

[absolute-wumbo]

THE NATTY ICE BESERKER FIGHTS TILL DEATH OR VALHALLA

[tendie-defender]

Go back to the gym broskie …. Robert Downingbrews is here.

[sculptingsuccess]

This would be so cool if it wasnt a bunch of shitty beers

[tendie-defender]

You disrespect my brewskie bretherin! You shall pay with your life!

[sculptingsuccess]

You may try

[tendie-defender]

Don’t make me start a civil war over this.

[supersoftly]

None can compare to the mighty Tim Horton Knight

[mwg-drwg]

Box,,, man.

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

extremely good post

[tc-meme-queen]

Wow Nintendo Labo looks great

[badoverwatchquotes]

“People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting ‘What the fuck that’s illegal!’ and 'You can’t do that!’ Let me talk, dear god.”

— Sombra

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s easy to do permanent damage, when you’re temporarily upset.

[teamcoco]

WATCH: Terry Crews Isn’t Afraid To Rock The Man-Purse

[porkrolleggandsarah]

I fucking love Terry Crews.

[maeamian]

He’s been so outspoken about toxic masculinity and it just gives me so much hope

[boccs]

Terry Crews is everything good and right with our world. 

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This was the moment I knew I would always love Terry Crews. Because he is shown a picture of himself with his clutch, and he says, “Women have the best ideas.” He does not go into a sloppy explanation about he’s “manly enough” to carry a purse. There’s no “I am a real man” horseshit dropped here. What he says is “Women have the best ideas.” And the rest of the story is basically, “I want to carry my own shit, and my wife always carries a purse with her own shit, so I got a purse for mine.”

Like, this is equality 101. You want to carry your own shit, grab a purse. There should be no judgement for carrying your own shit. 

Terry Crews does not need our protection, but we must protect Terry Crews at all costs.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Red-eyed crocodile skinks are mini dragons

[shibari-babe-deactivated2018120]

omfg they’re so cute

[anarcho-compass]

@metaplaneta

[jellyvampire-deactivated2018040]

[fawxblogs-deactivated20210101]

look at this helpful asmr goblin

[madelyn-mads74]

yeah quick question what the fresh fuck

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

“have you not figured out that youve already been captured” “uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”

[asexualagenderalone-blog]

I cant stomach this fuckery and i hate this dickhead

[mobius-ofc]

Coyote Peterson is educating people about animals in a lighthearted and fun way on the scale (get it like crocodiles have) of the late great Steve Erwin. You can have all the empathy for animals you want, but if nobody knows they exist or how cool they are it aint gonna do shit. No animal is getting hurt, at most this frog is being inconvenienced for all of 30 seconds, but it’s worth it. Go be miserable somewhere else, and let this frog and Coyote be the stars.

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my leopard gecko hasn’t eaten for over a week so i took him to the vet. vet said he’s extremely healthy and the reason he’s not eating is likely due to him entering breeding season early

i paid $97 to learn that my gecko won’t eat because he’s too fucking horny do anything

[iwilleatyourenglish]

can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “i can’t eat this i’m too fucking horny"

[maxxamilium]

My leopard gecko had the same problem, only because she's a lonely old fart, she just stared at me with a glare in her eyes. So gave her water via baby spoon and left a couple of crickets roaming her tank. She's alright now

[canmom]

MP1: audio codec and container format

MP2: audio codec and container format

MP3: audio codec and container format

MP4: video codec and container format

MP5: actually, this one’s a gun

[greatnorthernofficial]

hold up, I made this a while ago.

The MP line of product is very diverse 

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it

Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages

He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids

How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids

[dangerbooze]

“Bro, we don’t have maids.”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

So i said “only rich people really have maids”

And he said “why?”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

“Maids are expensive”

“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”

Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy

Child labor laws are a thing

He still thinks roombas are a lie

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit

So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor

He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots

Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick

[officialfist]

Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

I did and he is literally crying with rage

Like i can hear his voice quivering

[officialfist]

Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.

[ningen96]

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