[maxxyjaneholland]

Valentine 🧡 https://www.instagram.com/p/BnU6VHbHoty/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xynut2e93bf5

[ovivolp]

You: In My Feelings by Drake

Me, an intellectual: In My Feelings by Lana Del Rey

[maxxyjaneholland]

When will anybody learn to not play monopoly with me.

[maxxyjaneholland]

It’s the little things 💕 happy Saturday, everyone!

[worstwizard]

Yiga clan family photo~

[gaynehollander]

FPR is rigged this seasonnnnnnnn

this season? i haven’t trusted them since season 8 episode 8

[gaynehollander]

[maxxyjaneholland]

In case you missed it everywhere else, I asked @aaronmrsn to marry me yesterday and he said yes. I couldn’t imagine my life any other way. I can’t wait to walk down the aisle with you, babe.

[maxxyjaneholland]

Oh wow 😍 happy birthday to my best friend. What are the words to describe how much somebody means to you? I certainly don’t have anything witty or punny to say. I love you more infinitely than space and more steadily than passing of time. You mean the absolute world to me, Aaron, and I’m so grateful I get to celebrate you today. Happy birthday, my love. Here’s to many more 💕

[rampagebb]

[bleutempete]

SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

[surprisebitch]

honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe

[mojav]

[spinningblueball]

The planets!  Includes surface temperature, diameter, distance from sun, orbit period, and length of day.

[transfemininomenon]

out of all the forms of transportation in the zombie post-apocalypse why would ya pick a loud ass motorcycle

[actuallygodzilla]

how else do I let the zombies know i gotta big dick and I get the ladies

[maxxyjaneholland]

Baristas by day. Aspiring gym folk by night. (at Planet Fitness)

[secondbreakfast-mdcb]

Dorothy clicked her heels together, repeating the magic words to get her home…

[etirabys]

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

[argumate]

musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!

guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?

[etirabys]

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny

[passionate-sharks]

[crashspyrostuff]