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So you found them? People that got you? Yeah, eventually, you know. Some. Mostly your mother. Anyone else? People you keep in touch with? Groups of old friends you go on adventures with? Oh, no. I don’t do that. I mean, I just kinda go to bed. But Tina…

Bob’s Burgers Vampire Disco Death Dance

corpsefun

god we love a healthy father/daughter dynamic on tv that isn’t fucking ridiculous

brucebocchi

colorblind pride flag just dropped

gay-irl

gay_irl

fckmypssywtharakemom

plannedparenthood

We mourn. We remember. We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence.

africant

gownegirl

GLENN CLOSE’s wardobre in 101 DALMATIANS (1996)

justgaming365

complicarla

fandomlife-confessions

weirdgirlvampire

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance

lagtim3

@fandomlife-confessions

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

evilbeepthemeep

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

eroticcannibal

The warm water of the ocean did what now

mgrmx

spontaneousmusicalnumber

Transcription:

Tiktok 1: What’s a mistake you learned the hard way that you can now help people to avoid?

Tiktok 2: (slowly increasing in desperation) If your coworkers watch podcasts, don’t try to have conversations with them during lunch rush, right? Today we had a crazy lunch rush. I’m over here making fuckin chicken, I’m smacking bean bags, I’m trying to get rice going, I-I’m in the zone, right?

I see one of my coworkers, they’re just staring off into the distance. Right, I come up, I’m like “Hey? Are you good cause it’s game time, we gotta make the burritos,” right? And he was like, “You know humans have two lives?”

I was like, “What?” fuckin- I stopped what I was doing I’m like “What are you talking about.” He’s like, “We don’t start our second life until we realize we only have one life to live.” And I’m like, “It’s fuckin. Saturday. I want to go home. I bought uncrustables. Can we- can we go?”

He was like, “Yeah. Also, how did we start a first language if we didn’t have a language to start with in the first place?” And I’m like, “Who are you,” right? And he’s like “Do you like podcasts?”

We didn’t get out of work on time.